beautiful glass piece... what should i name it?

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mister james william bottomtooth

 

my pipes name is balfazar...

 

i have a few....

freak nasty is my sidecar bubbler
samuel taylor coleridge is my big blue spoon (aka "the shaft" among my friends because its unfortunately slightly phallic)
tiger is my glass bat
admiral hornsby is a sherlock and one of my alltime favorite pieces, but the inside of the bowl broke out when scraping it now it needs a screen, but it still smokes

my bong and vaporizer are unnamed, as is my chillum

but i used to have a tiny little pocket sized spoon named quan yin, and used to have a glass bat called pogo-submarine.....and there have been a few others, but i cant remember them all

 

im name her/him swirly.