Hahahahaha, that makes me feel better about mine. Nah they just messed up a camping trip and resulted in me and my buddy sleeping in his (cramped) car.
Next time you go camping make sure you clean everything up before turning in. Also, if you keep a camp fire going that should keep them away. Anyway, racoons don't suck. They are just doing what they do and you were in their back yard after all.
The raccoons used to still my bird feeder's and open them, there pretty smart, I bet they could open a quart of budweiser easy.