We want to make "no worries mate" our national phrase, "she'll be right mate" our national attitude and "Waltzing Matilda" our national anthem (so what if it's about a sheep-stealing crim who commits suicide). We love sport so much our newsreaders can read the death toll from a sailing race and still tell us who's winning. And we're the best in the world at all the sports that count, like cricket, netball, rugby league and union, AFL, roo shooting, two up and horse racing. We also have the biggest rock, the tastiest pies, and the worst dressed Olympians in the known universe. Only in Australia can a pizza delivery get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Australia do we have bank doors wide open, no security guards, or cameras but chain the pens to the desk. Stand proud Aussies - we shoot, we root, we vote. We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. Even though we might seem a racist, closed minded, sports obsessed little people, at least we feel better for it. We also shoot and eat the two animals that are on our National Crest!!!! No other country has this distinction!
i don't know why i have to say this, and i don't mean to be offensive when i do say it but...shut up!
Its just a muck around joke. Pretty Funny I think. Got it off my mates Myspace page. No need to take it to serious!:jester:
yeah man no worries, i wasn't having a go at you or anything. i just found it annoying for some reason. peace
