Guinness World Record...

What Guinness World Record Would you Like to Break?

Or Would you Set a New One?

 

I would like to break the record for biggest dick.

 

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I will videotape it and send a copy to everyone who is interested.

 

The Longest Crap Ever...

 

tallest person ever

 

Coolest person ever.

 

happiest person ever



i have a feeling these would be difficult to measure eh?

 

Someone already took my poop idea....


Most green beans strung and broken in an hour. Yeah, some good braggin' rights there.

 

most sexiest

 

Sorry, that is my Guinness World Record.

 

I would like to try to stay awake the longest. I feel that sleep is a waste of time anyhow.

 

i could give a rat about setting records or breaking them, but i'd love to live in a world that was infinite forrest that just went on for ever, and that you could ride arround on very small trains, just big enough to ride on, for free, for ever, exploring it.

maybe the biggest tea garden with no streight lines in it, or the biggest model railroad, or some combination of the two. or live in the straingest, wierdest, oddest, twistedist kind of house ever built, surrounded by the garden and the trains and the forrest.

or the most diversity of furry creatures responding to me affectionately. whatever credit went with that would belong to them, not to me.

going the longest without ever hearing the sound of the human voice.

living the furthest from any automobile or any road one could be driven on.

the greatest amount of gratification that did not involve symbolic value, however in the heck you'd ever measure such a thing.

the largest computer data file simulating a guideway based transportation network.

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largest bank account.

 

negative...

girls wouldn't want you. :H

 

Hmmm...now THAT'S a goal to shoot for...

 

worlds tallest infant.

 

worlds tallest midget

 

I would like to grow the worlds best Cannabis, and make the worlds best wine

 

I Would Love to Break the Longest kiss...