1-To much 2-If showing your drivers licence to the produce lady/western union agent is to frightening then perhaps you should find less stressful hobbies, or research the internet for benzos.
1-That's not answering my question 2-You can't get a drivers license with a pseudonym on it for cheap.
1-Westernunion.com 2-Not that you need one, but if you had one you could write of bad checks to offset the cost.
I used WU. No questions asked. Didn't ask for bday. Just asked for name etc. They card with $1000 or over.