Allergies

Man, my allergies are kicking my ass.
I've sneezed about a bazillion times this morning.

Where's the kleenex?

 

i can relate. i've been on a sneezing kick for a week or so myself. *sniff*

 

Sorry, I used up all the kleenex already. How about a sleeve?

 

or here, mipe it on the front of my shirt. it's what my baby does.

 

That be a good cover up to get my face rather close to your boobs.

 

I like the way she thinks KC. Can we keep her?

 

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I'm allergic to nothing...

But that's because I am perfect.

 

i get dry sinuses, but sneezing feels REALLY REALLY GOOD. no joke. i freaking love it.

 

A sneeze is 1/8th of an orgasm.

 

no wonder a half hour of solid sneezing leaves me needing a nap and a sandwich.

 

I fucking hate allergies.
They've been giving me so much trouble lately.
Ugh.