New Orleans SUCKS.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by BraveSirRubin, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Yes, this city is a big pile of shit.

    What was it... like... 40 billion dollars of aid given? 99% of that money is in some politician's pocket. This city is destroyed, half abandoned, and truly fucked up.

    The French Quarter is ugly, full of drunken bums, and it smells like trash and piss... the smell is so strong that you can smell it blocks away from the French Quarter. The Quarter itself has 0 culture left... it's just cheap sex club, nasty bar, cheap sex club, nasty bar, and so on... with a bunch of idiots trying to sell you shit, while people who are too drunk to walk carry cheap beer in huge plastic cups and stop to piss on buildings. The trash is taken out at 6 pm, and this makes the smell even worse...

    Fucken terrible... terrible. This city is completely fucked up. Your tax dollars at work people.

    I'm stuck here for another day, and I'd much rather just sit inside and stay online than go out into that big pile of shit known as "New Orleans".
     
  2. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i used to have some beautiful memories of NO, but now? pfft.
     
  3. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    If you want to go to hell
    you should take a trip
    to the sodom and gomorrah
    on the Mississipp. -
     
  4. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Well you know what they say, when in Rome...
     
  5. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Yes? Go on, continue? When Rome......?
     
  6. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    ...eat at joe's?
     
  7. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Do as the Romans do.

    For Rubin this means get trashed, engage in sex with drug addled prostitutes, and smoke a few rocks.

    It's really important to be a well-rounded traveler and to appreciate the diversity.
     
  8. Gravity

    Gravity #winning

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    so basically, it hasn't changed much in the past 10 years??
     
  9. Radiation

    Radiation Ruling the Nation

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    I love New Orleans. It's kind of a hellhole, but who says that's a bad thing?

    :party:
     
  10. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Sounds an awful lot like Houston, another city I up and down refuse to step foot in.
     
  11. rebelfight420

    rebelfight420 Banned

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    south carolina is better
     
  12. RELAYER

    RELAYER mādhyamaka

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    Im guessing deviate never saw the
    legend of Ron Burgundy... -
     
  13. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    That sounds like a good time.

    Shit, even the food sucks.
     
  14. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    what the hell have you been eating?
     
  15. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    *nods* Flood waters often ruin babies. They all likely taste like sewage.
     
  16. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    throw a little hot sauce on it. you'll be alright.
     
  17. BraveSirRubin

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    Yeah, I swear... the babies taste like that smelly soap shit they soak the streets in.
     
  18. The_Walrus

    The_Walrus Sgt. Pepper

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    I'm glad that I got to visit New Orleans before it was destroyed.
     
  19. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    fuck,
    id be right at home...
     
  20. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    What are you doing in New Orleans?
     

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