Easy way to get beat up

Go in a room full of black people and say the words "damn nears"
in a loud redneck voice

 

have you done it? you should test your theory

 

no i dont like getting beat up

 

you're dumb...

 

nah i have nothing against black people and i dont like getting my ass kicked either

 

Not raising the toilet seat when you take a piss.

 

.

 

Better yet, you should shout "yo nappy" at them.

 

^ Thats Offensive???!!!

 

REPORTED!

 

oh, god, we were at a friend's wedding, and james, the nephew of the groom asks his uncle how many black people lived in farmington. and rob says "too damned many....just kidding... there's four."

edit: i guess it doesn't make sense unless i mention the nephew is black.

 

Good thing he can communicate by typing.

 

Ah beep beep

walking down the street

ten times a week

Listen to my beat

ungowa, ungowa,

this is black power

White boy destroy



I said it, I meant it

I’ll really represent it

I’m a cool, cool ******

From a cool, cool town

It takes a cool, cool whitie to put me down



Don’t you pick my apples, don’t you shake my tree

I’m a badass ****** don’t you mess with me


Hotwater

 

I don't support racism.

If I wanted to pick a fight, I'd do it against one guy. I'm not ninja enough to take on a room full of angry people.

 

it's just stupid. i mean, honestly, you're cutting out a lot of potentially gorgeous sexual partners and some friends, too.

 

I support my local hot black women.

And friends are cool I guess. I'm not that into friends. Ladies or aquaintences is how my world is divided.

 

RETARDED!

 

Replied!

 

Recrimination





Hotwater

 

SUDDEN DEATH ELIMINATION!