I'm not really a fan of Texas either. In fact, I'd be scared to death to live there... they'd probably put me on death row for having a roach.
Id like to live in the hills of Kentucky, in a hollow, in a rustic log cabin. I can picture it now. me there in a rustic old cabin with a stone fireplace and an old wood stove sitting in my rocking chair with my pipe loaded with prince Albert tobacco. hmmm, I dont think I could live without my Hustler magazines and DVD's either, as a matter of fact I know I couldn't.