Whats your step by step routine for smoking in ur room?

bing bong bing bong bing

borattttttt

 

Well, I like to be very discreet, so first I close myself up in my room, blast the grateful dead, and fill the entire room with smoke. Then, as my parents walk by the door, I pop out and take a huge hit while all the smoke pours out of the room, cough a bit, and say 'duuuuuuuuuuuuude'....what's up maannnn?

 

If i am caught i lose my car, so i'm pretty sure that the routine i just did 5 mins ago is the most intense mish.

1 wait till parents sound asleep, while drinking coffee
2 eventually turn out lights, silently detach screen for window, mish out of tiny window that autocloses while your in it.
3 goto shed, hotbox, blaze
4 #2 in reverse

whew.

 

1. get weed out of drawer and pack in bowl or roll joint
2. open window
3. if im smoking a joint, light a cigarette so it dosent smell as bad
4. smoke


I dont really care if anyone can tell im smoking anymore unless i get really high and paranoid.

 

i cant smoke inside my parents dont let me....so

1. get stash
2. get grinder
3. get smoking medium (bowl bong gar papers)
4. grind weed
5.roll or pack weed
6. walk outside
7. smoke by the pool

 

1. Close Door
2. Open window
3. Blow fan out window
4. Pack bowl
5. Smoke Bowl
6. Get munchies
7. Pick out a vhs to watch or watch American body shop
8. Eat Munchies

 

haha, no. A bing is like a mini bong. It kicks ass. It says "The original Bing" on the side, and it has a pic of an indian or somethin on the side.

 

at home, i just sit on my porch roof and smoke..
my parents room is on the other side of the house

when i lived in the dorms at school though it was a lot harder.
we had to

1. close and lock doors
2. turn on the shower in the room on hot
3. put towells underneath door to the outside and door to the bathroom
4. go inside bathroom and smoke and almost die from the hot steam
5. finish smoking
6. turn off shower
7. remove towells.. spray febreeze
8. go out in the hallway to see if we can smell it

 

neat thread.

1.roll spliff/ pack grid up weed for bowl w/e.
2. get a bottle of mineral water and maybe a few buscuits or an apple.
3. close door and lock it
4. put towel on the bottm of the door to stop smell getting carried by drafts.
5. open windows and lean out my biggest one
6. toke
7. toke again and again until im really buzzed and feel like i cant take another hit/puff.
8.sit on my windowsill in the complete dark thinking about things i will not remember in 30seconds.
9.close windows half way, point fan to window and turn on for like 10 min to improve circulation.
10.play tunes/games/films/book/sit leaning on the wall continueing to think mad shit.
11. go to bed and feel complete as you melt into the duvet and drift off into the wolrd beyond.
12.wake up 10 min later realising u had a wet dream XD

 

^lmfao @ 12

 

1 light incense
2 get out pipe and weed
3 pack weed
4 light match on incense stick
5 light bowl with match
6 completely extiguish the burning weed every time I hit
7 blow smoke into towel (wet or dry, doesn't matter)
8 reload bowl if I want another
9 put pipe, weed, lighters away
10 watch movie, listen to music, sleep, etc.

I have to be sure no weed smoke gets into the open air because my parents' room is right next to mine, and they can smell when I'm burning incense, so I assume they'd be able to smell pot smoke. I also must try very hard not to have coughing fits because they would be able to hear it. I always toke at night when I'm in my room, but not neccesarily when my parents are asleep.

 

i don't smoke in my room.

1. i go outside my house
2. i walk to the bench in front of my house.
3. i sit down
4. i light my joint/bowl/whatever
5. i smoke it.
6. i return to the inside

 

1. put clothes under door so smell doesnt get out
2. roll joint
3. smoke joint in room/out of window if im paranoid.
4. leave window open if hot/close window if cold
5. sleep/enoy being high



Fuck i'm drunk

 

1. Put tunes on, then sit down and get comfortable.
2. Pack, light and smoke a bong.
2. Get me rolling stuff out.
3. Skin up, grab a nearby ashtry and put it on my stomach.
4. Spark up, lean back, toke up and fade out to some mad tunes.

 

1) Make sure parents are gone, at least out of the yard (we have 12 acres of land)
2) Put marijuana into pipe
3) Take a hit and...
4) Blow it out the window, sometimes using a spoof
5) Put on lotion, to discreetly cover up the smell
6) Turn on blacklight
7) Chill, watch a movie or something.

 

go to my coffee can, get me bowl and lighter, pack it, smoke it, then chill. after all that, i have to admit i spray oust just in case my brothers friends come inside to see if hes here (we have an open door house)

 

1.Get food and water
2.Go to the bathroom
3.Close door
4.Unplug fan to move it into my window
5.Fold down futon
6.Block door
7.Turn on bedside light
8.turn off overhead light
9.Turn on a movie or music
10.Light incense
11.Get out weed and whatever I'm going to smoke it with
12.Toke until a satisfying level is achieved
13.Clean up
14.Anything I feel like doing.

Obviously I don't do everything in this specific order. The whole process before I smoke takes about 5-10 minutes.

 

Shit man, Mineral water is the shit!

 

well...
close my door
put on music really loud
open a window
put some incense on
turn on the fan
clean off my desk
get my weed tray
get my weed and my papers out of my box
dump my weed in the weed tray
roll a joint
and smoke.
yay fun.

 

i had to bring this one back cuz someone was around whenever i tried to reply.
1a. when no one else is home, get out the weed, piece, spoofity spoof
1b. put my hair in a ponytail
2. light some nag
3. turn on the fan, aim fan away from me, towards window that is open
4a. pack,
4b. hit,
4c. hold it
5. blow it out to the fan/window combo
6. repeat 4b, 4c, and 5
7. normally empty the piece in a paper product of some sort, to be thrown away outside at a later hour
8. turn the fan on to oscillate, place nagchampa behind fan, close screen/window [depends], remove hair from ponytail
9a. listen to some music
9b. go to sleep
9c. go to work [shh!]
9d. eat food

yes, i included a lot in there, but i like details.