"Put ya hands behind ya head and ya knees to tha floor!" yelled 5-0 as they bumrushed their way thru my door. we had tha right to remain silent and silent it was except for tha voice of my homie yelling, "What tha fuck going on, Cuz!" we was four deep in my crib as tha po-po tossed all my shit mumbling 'bout how this raid was gonna be their big hit "where tha drugs and tha money?" they yelled wit agitation "Give it up or we'll handle this down at tha station." there was a rifle pointed to tha back of my head i knew if i made a move, my black ass would be dead so i said.... "There ain't shit here, yall niggas aint up on it- and by the way, WHERE THA FUCK IS THA WARRANT!!" they ignored me and continued on but i was quite the actress lookin horrified as they cut open my mattress they looked in my speakers, even through clothes in tha closet not findin shit, tha main officer lost it grabbin me up from tha floor, he pushed me against tha wall holdin me up by my throat so i could'nt fall "We know ur dirty- we want tha money and tha cash!" i spit in his face as i read off tha numbers from his badge "9-7-4-1-3-2-2. Officer L. Franklin....FUCK U!" they ripped open my vents, even went thru my food took pictures out of frames, these muthafuckas was rude "Yall did'nt find shit, not even paraphenalia." he responded, "U lucky u don't have to call someone to bail u." after fucking up my shit they left without an apology bitches walked passed my front door without fuckin aknowledging me i waited til tha coast was clear and looked around at my place my expression left disappointment, when a smile crossed my face i'm glad that them punks had time to waste........... they coulda had me if they had checked tha crawlspace!!!!! i laughed knowing that i had just got raided and laughed harder knowing that i............CAN"T BE FUCKIN FADED!!!!!!!!
i wrote this piece yesterday when i was bored.....i had the day off and couldnt figure out ant thing to do and this came into my head.............at first i was going to have her go to jail but then i thought, why not let her get away with it all...................i'm glad you all enjoyed reading this as much as i enjoyed writing it!!!
