"Proper" way to inhale?

I recently smoked my first time about a month ago with my friend, who has done it a couple of times. I got the weed and waited for about 2 months to roll it into a joint, and then waited a LOOOONG time to make sure I was in the clear before picking the right time to smoke with my friends. About 5 months maybe, and don't worry I didn't get sick or anything but here's my question...

Me being the stupid person that I am, forget to ask my friend for any tips on inhaling the smoke and I managed to fuck it up by assuming that by swallowing it that it went down into your lungs, and I only got 1-2 "real" hits, and on my first time only got what I would call a "semi" high, as compared to my friend who ironically enough being the more experinced and "tolerant" of us two got really fucked up and laughed at just about everything as we drove back to his house (don't worry I was driving), yelled shit at random people, thought another car was honking at us when I honked the horn, and stuck his foot out the window. We smoked it behind my house when no one was home so there was no smell and buried the roach under some dirt and trash...

Now sorry for the long story but hey you only smoke your first time once right? So anyway my question is, is there any "proper" way to inhale the smoke so you get as high as possible and not just wasting it all? Any tips that you guys would give a rookie like me for smoking "better"?

Also what's a quick way to make a bong out of a water bottle or 10 liter soda bottle? I only had a joint because I happened to run into a friend who knows how to do that shit and I don't expect it to happen again and I need something to smoke it with...

Thanks a bunch~!

 

lol @ burying the roach. you can smoke that.

i perosnally drag smoke into my MOUTH and open my mouth up a bit, let some smoke begin to get out but then suck it all in with a deep breath followed by an exhale. pretty sweet system.

 

pull the smoke into your mouth, then suck in fresh air. One continuouse breath in. Then hold the smoke for a few seconds and slowly exhale. When you slowly let the smoke out, you should have a little clear air come out then thick smoke.

 

Yep, couldn't have said it better.

 

Yeah, breathe in some air to make sure it goes down, but don't take a giant hit until you know you can handle it. Coughing your brains out for 2 minutes is no fun.

 

Just hit dat joint until you get the feeling. Once you can inhale, you'll know. It really takes a person a couple times before they can get good at it. Just inhale and keep in your lungs for a couple seconds. Good Luck.

 

another good way to get rid of a roach is by deliciously devouring it with some ketchup maybe a little mustard

 

^ in all seriousness, the best way to get rid of a joint is sticking it in a one hitter. Best damn idea ever

 

yup. A roach goes into the bowl.

Jake, I smoked a blunt my first time and I got blitzed. If you have a 'coach' you can get it your first time.

 

i usually throw my joint roaches away because they have filters but then again i usually throw my blunt roaches away to

 

Just eat your weed.

 

i smoke my roach's

 

usually try to get least mount of air mixed with cannabis so i get higher off lesser amounts, especially when smoking dank, so just a short hard enhale after a bong toke and held in about 5 seconds

 

yeah man and don't touch your lips to the j just get them close because then besides just more air filtration you also don't get your spit on the j which is just gross. oh and hold it in for like 15 to 30 seconds. never hold it in more than you are comfortable with. i have heard stories of many people who take 3 or 4 consecutive hits holding each one in for 40 secs and collapsing a lung. just be smart.

 

I Inhale Into My Chest Not Into My Stomach. You can Get More That Way. Also Dont Do It Fast. Take Your Time. for a 10 liter then you might as well make a gravity bong

 

So yeah, just get smoke into mouth, and take a deep breath. Kinda all it takes. takes time. practice. and stuff. Try smoking a cigar it helps on inhaling and doesnt taste like shit like a cig


After 420, I walked my neighborhood hangout spot and found 2 roaches and 3 blunt roachs. I picked them bitches up and smoke me a nice bowl. lol Stupid people in my town.

 

inhaling cigars is stupid imo.

 

^exactly plus you can get sick fast

 

Dont throw any of your blunt roaches away save them mother fuckers for a good day when your out of weed and make a roach blunt..only ofcourse if you have enough weed in the little roaches to make a whole blunt but all the weed is resin or how ever the fuck you spell that shit and it gets you higher

ya dig

 

Toke toke toke on your joint, don't let any of that smoke out and then breathe in, just like you'd breath in normally but with the smoke going down into your lungs. Hold hold hold and then exhale to feel that weed.