What do you say when you look in the mirror?

Let me rephrase that: What do you say when you look in the mirror?

 

why do i have circles under my eyes? i need to get my eyebrows waxed, again. why is my nose so big? and why is my hair so gross?
actually i dont really say it I secretly think those thoughts though

 

Damn, I'm hot.

 

I don't look in the mirror

 

Mirror, mirror on the wall whose the baddest MF of them all



Hotwater

 

^ haha.

 

damn i need to clean my mirror

 

yes,




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"Check out those budding bosoms."

/nipple pinch

 

i say "you are the weakest link, goodbye!"

 

i dont say a thing. i just think to myself..WOOOOW THATS A BIG NOSE!!

 

I'm not as cute as I used to be.

 

I just have bad thoughts.

 

You need to grow out your manstache

 

i am, atleast thats what the mirror says to me

 

I don't say anything, but I just stare into the mirror and analyze my flaws.

 

It totally depends what time or the day and my mood when I look in the mirror...

Yep.

 

woah i am hawt

 

I dont talk to myself in the mirror, I have other objects that talk to me instead.

 

^such as?