Sometimes I childishly tease a vampire want-a-be:

Hello! When I was taking an up-grade coarse one of the
students that I think was jealous of my math skills started
going around and telling the other students and a couple of
teachers that I was doing lots of drugs at school.
It made me mad because it could of got me kicked out plus getting that
up-grade was very important to me. So I went to talk to the guy that was
spreading the false rumor - and when I asked him about it he put his fists
up and told me to back off - fighting could of got me kicked out too so
I walked away. The next time I seen him walking around town I went
up to him and told him he had better apologize or put his fists
up again and see what happens. He said that he had no problem with me and
tried walking away and I told him he does have a problem with me
and he "always" will until he apologized or finished what he started.
I knew that this guy was really into a vampire role-playing game and that he
went around telling people he was a vampire. So when he started walking I
followed behind him and started saying vampire - vampire and I kept saying
it until he turned around and told me to shut up and I said bite me vampire.
He started walking again and I followed behind saying vampire - vampire
until he turned around this time he was really red and he had his fists
clenched at his side so I showed him my arm pointed to a vain and said
B positive vampire come and get some he didn't so I told him that he
was starting to get a completion (his red face) and he was going to get kicked out of the vampire union.
Another time I seen him on a bus so we sat behind him and I started making
up vampire knock - knock jokes and how many vampires does it take to screw
in a light bulb jokes and kept making them up and telling them to a buddy
until the guy got off the bus.
Ever time I see him I do stuff like that but after a couple of years I am
starting to run out of material so I am hoping for some suggestions on
things I can do to tease this guy with. Cheers!

 

how terribly mature

 

your incredible lame. Its one thing to ask the guy why he was trying to get you kicked out, and then another to fuck around with him for years. Grow up! And good day!

 

Hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhha.
Doing this for years kind of makes you worse than him...I mean you know, it might be a good idea to, erm, move on....

 

live and let die dude! this is pointless, move on to another victim.

 

holy shit, after three years...
Fucking give it a rest you walking turd.

 

three years is a long time, but then again this kid says he's a vampire? that's basically just asking for a lifetime of teasing anyway, so he probably likes it

 

I hope that kid breaks your nose while you're saying something about vampires.

 

no, the kid just plays an rpg about vampires... probably vampire: the masquerade by whitewolf (similar sort of world to the movie underworld), some people do tabletop of it like D&D and some peopel to live action roleplay of it but thats increasingly uncommon. personally i think its a dumbass thing ot mock, like someone playing chess or reading scifi novels.. z0mg you sci-fi reader you! chess player, oh n03s, d00m!! *sigh*

 

Lol I agree!

 

according to the original poster this kid actually tells people he is a vampire, not just somebody who plays a game. i play chess, but i don't go around telling people i'm a rook (a pawn maybe).


personally, i don't have a problem with weird people like that, but really, when you act a certain way in high school you really do have to expect to take some shit

 

haha great story. it made me remember all the mean shit i used to do to people...

 

Late in life I decide to better myself with education. I put up money – went to classes during the day and worked evenings and Saturdays so that my family could have food and shelter. Then some goof starts spreading a false rumor, which was damaging to my reputation of being a dedicated student and got me called into the administration office so they could decide if the rumor was true and if I should be kicked out. The goof that started the rumor probably only did so because I started getting better marks then him and if he had put as much time into studying as he did into playing video games he might have gotten better marks. When I first asked him why he was doing it his answer was to put up his fists and he probably only did it because he thought his vampire buddies were behind him.(they weren’t they fluttered off when they seen I was pissed)

The next time I seen him I asked for an apology and didn’t get it and I probably never will so I will tease this guy for the rest of my life and if it is in my power I will come back as a ghost and tease him but because I would be a ghost it would sound like this – vaaaaaaaaaaaampire – vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaampire.

Cheers and happy weekend!

 

You were understandably mad, but it's kind of time to move on.

 

dont worry, i hold grudges for an insane amount of time too, i say u should have just kicked his ass and gotten it over with, but hey to each his own

 

Awesome thread.

I totally thought you where just going to confess to making fun of some vampire-wannabe.. haha, the fact that you actually asked for new material to berate him with is CLASSIC! I almost shot mango juice out my nose.

I used to play D&D as a kid, and I got all of the usual torment that comes along with it. No biggie; thanks to my +5 elven insult armor.

Sorry I don't have anything to contribute in the way of new insults. I can't say as I have ever had to verbally bash a vampire. But I'm going to meditate on that tonight and I'll get back to you!

 

i'd fuck that up with my +2 dagger, D&D nerd.

 

I guess its a taste of his own medicene but seriously how long are you gunna keep this up? You're not really any better than him now. Oh and if you're gunna tease him surely you could tease him for somink worthwhile rather than his hobbies. You're probably hurting others as well.

 

Hello! The only reason I use vampire to tease him is because it bugs him the most. If he was into clowns I would be following him around saying – hey clown - hey clown. And I would keep doing it until he apologized or finished the fight he started. Cheers!

 

You got revenge, move on. Maybe he just doesn't like you. We can't do this stuff to everyone we don't like. Life's too short for stuff like this to go on for yearrrrs!
How old are you? 'Cause my 8yo little brother doesn't even do stuff like this. He stops after a few weeks, not years and years.
My point is, You had every right to be mad. HAD every right to be. But...it's over. Be the better man. By doing this you sank lower than him, you're worse than him now...