excuses to get out of work

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  1. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    The I am sick excuse is usually untrue and lame and easy to detect, so what are some good believable excuses you have used?
     
  2. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    i cant make it through the three feet of snow on the ground. very true and i still got fired. fuck them
     
  3. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    I am thinking of this...

    call in an hour before work and try:

    I went to see a friend, who is three hours away, on my day off and decided to drive back at 6:45 am the next day to get to work at 10 am and my car broke down. Just called a tow truck so I may not be able to come in.
     
  4. Carlfloydfan

    Carlfloydfan Travel lover

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    though sometimes you can usually get away with one no show without to much problem.

    I haven't called in sick or taken a day off on short notice yet.

    though I have been 10-15 minutes late, a few times.

    just so much going on now..It is a must
     
  5. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    I got sprayed by a skunk

    My roommate shut my alarm off & forgot to wake me

    I took out the trash & locked myself out of the house...my shoes & car keys are inside the house
     
  6. Detox

    Detox Member

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    I Used The "Im In LA"

    Where Is Somwhere IN Area Of An 8 Hour Drive For Me

    Also What You Can Do Is The Next Time You Slightly Injure Yourslef At Work Tell Your Co-Workers.

    Then The Next Day Call In Saying It Got Worse

    i.e.

    You Hurt Your Ankle At Work But Paid Little Attention To It Then Overnight It GOt Worse And Swelled Up Not Allowing You To Walk On It Much

    I Guess It Depends On Your Job
     
  7. mums the word

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    One time i just didn't go into work, just because i couldn't be arsed.
    When i went in the next day and they asked me why i didn't go in, i just said
    "ok i'll tell you the truth, i went out last night and i got soooooooo drunk, i couldn't even get out of bed in the morning, sorry" And they just said, "don't let it happen again" :)
     
  8. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    Aids.

    Say you have aids.
     
  9. Detox

    Detox Member

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    Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    Now That Is Classic
     
  10. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    Tell some juicy details about your inflamed hemorhoids during your morning shit
     
  11. squawkers7

    squawkers7 radical rebel

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    I thought it was the weekend & I had a day off
     
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