I have a haunted house and i love it!

hey guys, i just moved about 2 months ago and i found out my place is haunted by a little boy and some nuns. I love it because my mom and sister have seen the ghosts and are so scared they are barely home! So i get the house to myself to smoke weed and party! The funny thing is i only hear the ghosts, not see them. Haha and they only make sounds when they are mad. I am not lying but when i masterbate i think they are pissed because the footsteps start goin and doors start slammin. True story no joke, thanks ghosts for giving me my own house!!
BTW even those they make noises, i wont believe it until i see them. I can't wait because im not religious and seeing a ghost would prove me wrong right???

 

Well Enjoy While You Can Becasue I Once Saw The Hand Of Death [Not the Grim Reapers Hand] Beckoning To Me. It Was Really Wierd. Well I Guess Since You Cant See Em Its chill then

 

yea detox, i heard some spirts can be pretty wild, when i was younger my fam had a japanese exchange student and she woke up one night to a man straddling her and strangling her, and she could feel it!



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i don't think i would like a haunted house. i have enuf trouble with the folks i can see comin'.

 

i never saw a ghost. i usually see things move in the corners of my eyes, but it just ends up being my imagination.

 

or im trippin lol

 

I have had my good and my bad times living in a haunted house. Hopefully your is a residual haunting. you should set out recorders and see if you can get an EVP or ghostly footage!

 

seems that if you like them to be there, then they will get more obvious.

 

ghosts don't prove any religion that i'm aware of.

although it may just be jesus getting pissed because you are killing those thousands of sperm that god meant to all be your children...

 

u were jerkin it in a haunted house? wtf?

 

that's less disgusting than 2/3 of the porn sites you can find online...

 

My husband and I are paranormal investigators,(have been for the past 18yrs) anyway you need to look up the history of the house, maybe yrs ago it was an orphanage or hospital since you have the ghosts of a child and nuns. Or it could be that the original building was destroyed and your house built there later. We live in a haunted house. In fact I could never imagine not living in one. Good luck.

 

i believe that my house is haunted; but i can't be sure if it's my imagination or what?? i see people walking past me in the corners of my eyes, sometimes i'll hear like, wheel chair noises, when noone in my house has one, i've heard crying too. i've even woken up once to something floating over me, it was gone really fast, but i believe it was a woman, with white hair, or something. am i crazy?? cool, having the house to yourself kick's ass! even if it is at the expense of having your house haunted!!! lol.

 

I don't think I would be masturbating if I heard doors slamming and footsteps of ghosts.

 

only if you're a paranormal exhibitionist.

 

Too funny... "Don't sneak up on *him* and say boo! He might just whip it out!"

But seriously, most people masturbate in the privacy of their own home, and if your home happens to be haunted, well, maybe next month you can find another place, but in the mean time... Especially with a kid who has no control over where he lives.

The only alternative I can think of is to mastubrate only in mall toilet stalls. If that were the only other option, I think I'd be able to squeeze one off before the angry door slamming ghost nun really got too me bad enough to ruin the erection. Depends on how fast on the draw you are, I guess... Being young makes that part easier, I suspect!