Im about to stab my ears out with a spoon

My old lady and her girlfriend are watching the Singalong version of Cheeta girls 2.

and singing along to it.

the one sounds like a dying cow and the other one sounds like a stump grinder.

so im sittin here with my 2 steel reserves and pack of Stampede little cigars hoping to drown out the excrutiating excrutiation

make it stop please

 

Try a knife, it will be more effective.

 

Don't stab yourself.
Stab them, then no one else will have to hear it.

 

He makes a good point.

 

the thing is, if they did hear it, it wouldnt sound any different than the sounds they are making right now.

 

thank god its over.

now watching something called "dreamgirls"

A thought on that:
if i was watching crap called "Manly man man dude fight kill army tools grunt" these women would make fun of me.

theyve watched cheetah girls, dream girls, and princess diaries.

good god i fucking get it youre a chick now grow up and watch something with substance for christs fucking sake.

 

Poor DEATH!!!!! major chic flic invasion! ouch. Cheeta Girls TWO!!!! I have a lil sis, so i saw bits of the first, and that alone could make me want to take forks and stab myself in the eyes and ears!

 

How about the Princess Bride instead?

I've never seen the three listed above.

 

Oh, you love it!

Go rub her feet or something.

 

me and carri (my old ladyy) watched the princess bride the other day. its is definately one of my all time favorite movies. just because of the girly ass name dont mean shit. its a great movie with great actors and a great storyline and an appropriate ratio of comedy/action/drama/ .

i fucking love the princess bride

but these movies that they are watching are all like, ohmygod like totally *giggles* he is sooo hot look at his muscles and lets go listen to choreography.

 

ive seen the princess bride at least fifty times. no lie. love it. had to threow that in

 

haha...

You know, if you sat in there and endured this you would win brownie points for use later.

 

Yeah... I hate that kind of shit too.

We have a copy of the Princess Bride.. Just seein' where your head was at.

 

im halfway watching this crap.. i got a laptop in a recliner facing the tv.
im bitchin on here so i dont bitch at her. i think i got the brownie points covered

 

OMG. i missed you typing the princess diarys. damn. You better go outside and pick a fight or go into another room and watch boxing or football! Thats some major chic flic gayness going on. I would warn my man if we were gonna be watching all 3 of those!

 

Wanna get her back?

Invite some friends over when she is there and watch Gummo.

 

that one was actually a few days ago

 

Tell me they aren't planning on watching Crossroads next...

 

Maybe this will help:



Think about Rocky 4.

 

Whats next? High School Musical?? Someone give me some help, whats some other gay disney chic flicks they have out??? I havent talked to my lil sis in a while,..... U should make them watch fight club, true romance, and a rocky movie!