The Most Functional English Word

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.


When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!


Well Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

 

i think fuck would have been a good one too, u can use fuck for almost anything in all its variations

 

I agree Fuck can be used as a verb, intransitive, noun, can be used to describe pain, pleasure, sex, frustration, and even almost every word in a sentence: "Fuck the Fucking Fuckers."

 

yeah fuck and shit are the fuckin shit.

 

I love fuck.

 

I love to Fuck.

 

I love to say Fuck. I would Fuck Fuck.

 

Oh what the fuck are you talking about?

 

I'm Fuckin' talkin about Fucking Fuck you Fuck!

 

What kinda fuckin shit are you shitfuckers talkin about. we all know the most functional word is "Dieter" Yes My name is quite functional.

you can be:

Great as dieter
Hung like dieter
strong as dieter
attractive as dieter
run trane like dieter

and a whole plethera of shit.

lol

 

I thought your name was detox

 

My nickname is Detox

my real name is dieter

and yes, dieter does run trane

and yes dieter likes to refer to himself in the third person

 

Who would name thier kid Detox? Wait... maybe Lindsay Lohan?

 

GOD Would name his second son Detox........hence i am god son

and nas is my brother

 

If GOD's son is named Detox then that would mean GOD is your father not u

 

Lindsay Lohan is GOD??? Wait I'm Really confused now, or maybe too stoned.

 

must of been some good shit...cuz you're confusing us all

 

yes but nas is a rebel to america......and my brother

and im half centaur. actaually i think i might have Tauren blood in me.

i run trane. nothing beats runnin trane

 

You run train on girls, or you're like an engine driver toot toot and everything?

 

I Run Trane On EVERTHING.

NOTHING STOPS MY BULLET FRIEGHT TRANE.

And I Will DESTROY ANYONE WHO STAND IN MY WAY MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Woot Woot

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