A strange thing lately

Lately i notice some strange things when I mastrubate. It isn't something which is wrong with my dick, but my thoughts tend te drift. Lately when i masturbate I envision myself cooking and serving dinner for the girl, before I have sex with her, in my mind. I see the different courses and the different wines, which I serve more clearly than the girl or the sex, it seems more important.
Another thing which happens is that when i reach the climax I suddenly start to think about what I should cook next, for example i suddenly shift from the girl and start thinking about Cock au vin, a piece of lamb with a certain garnish or a salad with a nice chilled glass of white wine.

Is this strange?
And has something like this ever happened to any of you?

 

this is the funniest thing I have read today

You have to even wine and dine girls in your masturbation fantasies...hilarious

 

Yeah, but the strange thing, it seems that the wine and the dine is more important in my fantasies than the girl

 

Ok you may totaly disregard this because it is a female perspective but maybe in your subconscious the sex isn't important but maybe its the connection, I mean cooking for someone is kinda intense in my opinion, its one way of putting yourself out there.


Or maybe you need to eat before!

 

yea i'd say cooking for and with someone you love can be just as rewarding as sex, the connection being there and all.

Also whenever i cum, i tend to get really hungry afterwards and need something to eat.

 

Or maybe you have an unknown food fettish

 

either you're full of shit and hoping this will make girls see you as sensitive, or else you should really try culinary school

 

Heh, that's pretty good. It's not that strange. I guess it's some kind of sensual connection with the food.

 

So sculpt a woman out of mashed potatoes.

 

I dont see a problem with thinking about cooking the meal etc...it seems quite sweet and romantic, really, and i understand the connections and where its come from

Being a vegan id feel a bit awkward msturbating to the thought of dead sheep, but its obviously different for meat eaters lol

 

^^^^^^^^^^^

and the scheme finally works...

 

Nah i didnt think he was sensitive for it...the dead sheep thing creeps me out

But i dont see why youre so sure hes full of bullshit. Peoples minds are so diverse, youd be surprised

 

Ive always found cooking to be very sensual and erotic if done right. I dont mean like a bowl of mac and cheese! haha Im talking about some sensuous finger foods, and maybe some low fat pasta for a little energy. Im telling ya, with the right foods, the right lighting, and maybe a little sexy music. You will have your lover melting in your mouth literally. Top it off with some strawberries that you can take into the bedroom with you, or if you/she dont like strawberries, Ive always found ice and lemon to be incredibly sexy!

Point is, food can be sexy too! Working a romantic dinner into a evening with your lover can take it to the next level!

I dont think its so much that you have a food fetish, I think you just have some unfulfilled fantasy's.

 

based on my personal obsevations, when people say things like that, it's usually (not always) just a line.

but still, i was 85% joking anyway

 

Maybe your crank is telling you that you should be a chef!