everybody knows some really dumb ass stoners...guys that just screw up shit and is generally an idiot and/because they smoke too much...those people... tell me about your dumb ass stoner friends stoner one: i introduced this guy to marihuanah and we started smoking it together for a while. then he moved with his his dad and he bought/smoked too much weed and couldn't pay the light bill, so then he goes and lives with his aunt and he couldnt find a job because he sat around and smoked weed all day, so now they've shipped him off to louisiana and he's asking me to drive weed to him (5+ hour trip) lol. stoner two: was so lazy, he'd spend all his dad's money on weed, and eventually, his dad kicked him out of the house because he didn't have a job and he moved in with the neighbor, and smokes all his neighbor's weed now. and i think he still doesn't have a job. stoner three: was my first smoking buddy... started with weed, lots and lots of weed, ended up getting arrested for using fake credit cards and now he's swallowing handfuls of xanax a day and smoking lots of weed dipped in codiene. all three are Class-A idiots and they are three of the biggest stoners i know. post your idiot friends.
The guy who got me to first try pot was one of the biggest idiots I've known. When we were in high school, he stole a car, took the guns that were in it, torched the car, and got busted. Luckily for him, he only got off having to go to boot camp. He eventually went on to using coke and later upgraded to crack. The last I heard of him, he moved away and is now employed as the person who takes explosives to the spot where they are to be detonated; I guess they need somebody expendable incase something goes wrong. He has also spawned a bastard.
oh yea, forgot to mention, stoner one of my story used to sell his plasma and blood for weed money hardcore stoner-age
well.. i would show you all the posts in the mj forums that represent these people.. but it'll take less time to post all the intellectual ones
There is this kid that hangs with our group of people at school. He has the worst case of ADHD I've ever seen, and the stupid fuck sells his Aderall, lmao. One day, he and another kid got piss drunk in school and pushed one another down the steps in trash cans, while blacked out. Lmao.
I don't smoke with dumbasses. Although there's this kid Johnny at my school who is a fucking moron, he dropped 2 Vics and then went out drinking and smoking one night and ended up asking the Hall Director if she wanted a toke. Needless to say, he got fucked.
i have a couple dumb ass stoner friends. they are the ones that got me to smoke weed in the first place, but they get high/drunk/do all kinds of drugs at the same time then think its fun to drive around places and usually either wreck or get d.u.i's
stoner A: was cool until he started smoking and once started half the time he would fake being high. he then proceeded to date a chick two years younger than him (realize he is a freshman). he also copies one of my friends so badly you just wanna punch him. stoner B: was actually a cool guy when you were with him but he would introduce himself as "such a huge stoner" to every person he met. he also got caught like 3 times and ratted people out every time. his parents are so chill and let him smoke cigars and pipe tobacco but this fucker screws it up. he would leave fucking joints in his ashtray in plain sight along with papers and a roller. he is fucking rich though so I hang with him every once in awhile.
I went camping with a bunch of friends and this guy i know came along, pissed at his girl friend for some reason, got really blazed and tried to beat up our camp fire...yeah...
There's a guy I know who's 14, and thinks he's the biggest stoner in my town. His rolls are crap and his roaches are like copper pipe. I took him to a party at a friend's house once, one in a guy's basement with a rave room (live DJs after a rave previously that night) and a chill-out room. He got some MDMA at 3 am, came up at about half 3, having never done anything except ganjah in his life. All he want to do was dance all night, while everyone was chilling out, on a come-down from acid or E or M, most likely. He kept disturbing the peace of the room and his presence was malevolent. He had bad energy just dripping off him. All his muscles flared out, and he couldn't open his jaw. He kept knocking all this guys stuff over and invented a new curse word: "ComeForARave" (yes all one word). Everytime he said it everyone cringed. After that, he proceeded to fall down the stairs backwards, rip the carpet up, scratch his back to shit, and then got up and started dancing! I hope I never get in that state - dumb ass stoner and couldn't hack anything else.
My two friends who got me started smoking again, I thank them for helping to re-introduce me to ganja, but I hate them. They're fucking stupid as hell, mainly there form of a good time is fucking with someone (ex. Locking all the car doors when your stoned in a dark street at 3am, stuck outside) the other is ok when hes not with the main idiot, but together..blah! Barely ever throw down on bud, when they do have cash its 5-10$ and expect me to pay for the rest.. usually a quarter-Oz.
theres this kid i know who presents himself a the biggest stoner ever in his AIM profile, it says: hi my name is _______. i am 14 and i do really cool stuff and at the bottom it says: -thumbs up webdings- put this in your profile if you smoke the ganj alot and he thinks hes really cool and i want to yell at him.
Uhg my friends are like that, they don't know what balance means some times. They love weed, witch is fine but they never stop talking about, it or thinking about the next bag or getting money for the next bag. They are cool people and I've known them for so long but it gets irritating hearing them talk about weed nonstop!
i really just have one really dumb stoner friend soph. year she always got bathroom passes and would walk around school so they would expell her or what not. started a gnarly coke habit. last year she went to an alternative school and 'accidently' smoked crack. earlier today i talked to her and i was like, hey man, pretty cool we are going to the same school again, and she's like yeah i'm not going to school anymore. WHAT THE FUCK?