a hopefully amusing story

i know how we all love stories. i do especially. i was just thinking about this while doing the dishes and decided to post it on here to help others lol. yes, i just said lol.

i begin...
so last week i guess it was wednesday night i was sittin in my friend jessicas living room with my very best friend jordan, jessica [o course], and jessicas brother john. i just now noticed all of their names start with a j. which was also involved but that's not here yet. oh yeah, our friend kayte was there too. so me, jordan, john, jessica and kayte had just smoked a few bowls and a chillum and i think that's it... well we were all out of weed and then kayte had to leave. so she left and we were just like so yeah, listening to music moping around cuz the green was gone. all of sudden jessica and johns dad comes in from buying a car or something and fiddles around at the kitchen table for a few minutes with a friend rolling some joints. we were all like salivating in the other room and their dad must have esp or something cuz he just walks in and was like 'heres a doobie'. so we're like scoooooooore! so were just passing it around and it's gettin pretty tiny, and we're just like oh well, we'll take care of that in a few more passes. so it's mine and it was getting really hot so i didnt have it on my lips exactly and was sucking [? would that be the verb in this case] and i hit [again... verb usage] it too hard and it flew back out of my fingers and landed on my lip. and i was like AHH! with this roachie on my lip and it fell down on my hand and we all kinda tossed it around like a hot potato until it landed on the carpet. then we laughed for a loooong time... or at least it seemed like a long time. and jessica was like aw shitttt the rug. so she picked it up and then put it in a thinger and we finished that damn thing.

thanks for reading that, gang.
i am no longer a story virgin.

 

Lol, sounds like a funny scene. But where does the three j's come into play?

 

the three j's as in jessica jordan and john
god i wish there would have been three more j's
as in the drug type not humans

 

Haha, sorry about your lip.

 

totally thats the second lip burn in 6 months
ouchieeee

 

i wanna read that so badly but i can't keep focus on it

 

and why is that dear?
what is your name, btw.

 

idk i just can't focus on it/ i can't focus on anything today

and my name is taylor. you?

 

it's gaby.
hmm. ive had those days before. actually mostly in school. lolz. ish.

 

yeah its starting to happen to me like every day since i started taking these perscription sleeping pills

 

ive always been a little afraid to take prescription medicine just in case i become dependant on them or something.
ive stopped taking my antidepressants because i don't want to feel like i have to take a pill to be happy, but it seems that way.
i don't think i could ever take a sleeping pill.

 

i need to just until i get my sleep back in whack. if i don't take them then i'll still be awake at 7 AM and i could be up for the next two days. so i was taking benadryl until my mom took me to a psychologist. but i did quit taking my anti depressants. i was taking lexapro but i felt it just wasn't working so i should be getting a new perscription within the next three months. i need them

 

well if you come across a time where you can focus, read this story, fa sho.
i'm sorry about all that horrible luck what with the prescriptions and what not.

 

haha aww damn that sucks
i always end up burning something when i'm smoking.

one time i was trying to light a blunt.. and i had the lighter flame up for a long time and the lighter got really hot.. and i was already blazed and didn't realize it was hot. so i went to try and hit the blunt to see if it was lit and i still had the lighter in my hand and it burnt my face.. i had a big burn mark on it for like a week haha

 

I pulled out the whip on my vape once and it hit my bicep. I stil have a scar from it.

 

I have a big mark that's fading from when my friend's cat knocked his hookah coals on my feet. How hot was the vape whip?

 

man, everyones got some burn stories

 

did your dad roll three Js?

 

Burn stories are perfect for stoner/smoker bonding.

 

no, my dad doesn't smoke, or know that i am continuing.
the dad we were there with just had a bag and was rollin some to smoke throughout the night i guess.