Who would you rather blow?

You have to pick one:

Bart Simpson
Optimus Prime
Charles Nelson Riley
Dick Cheney

 

Optimus cause hes a good guy, so he wouldnt get it in my hair.
ps- Dick cheney would prolly torture you while your doing it..

 

optimus because i could suck on a piece of metal much easier than a shlong

 

uhh
*chortles*

 

i think id rather blow my brains out...

 

lol good one...

 

Dick Cheney doesn't have a member to speak of. That trail running down his leg is the rolled up treaty he signed with Hades for a silver death-box of secrecy.