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Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Detox, Aug 13, 2007.

  1. Detox

    Detox Member

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    God Football Practice Sucks Huge Cock. Start At 9 Get Out At 5. And 2 Hours For Lunch. At least 20 Pounds In Wieght That You Carry. Non Stop Conditioning. 10 minutes Of Reviewing Plays.

    That Is By Far The Most Horrible Experience I've Gone Through. I Pulled Both My Quads, My Calf, And My Fucking Ankle. How Do You Pull A Fucking Ankle!!!

    This Is BullShit On Hard Erect Cock.
     
  2. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Maybe if you wouldn't type in all caps like a slobbering mongoloid, your coach wouldn't force you to take an anal rampage from the defensive line between two-a-days.
     
  3. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    football is fucking dumb...
     
  4. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    No, football is awesome. But Detox was the worst idea two trashed people in the back of a hatchback ever had.
     
  5. Death

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    if youre gonna play football, you gotta work as hard as possible to be better than the other guuys. thats why its called a "competitive sport" footballers arent allowed to be whiners
     
  6. Detox

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    Hey Dont Hate Me Hate The Money I See Clothes That I Buy Ice That I Wear Flows That I Try.

    You Should Be Very Jealous Of Nas. He Will Ether You.

    Jigga-What
    Jigga-who
    He A Muthafuckin Jiggaboo
     
  7. Death

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    aaaand go eliot your turn
     
  8. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    I'll bet pretending that aforementioned defensive line train is a bunch of Nases makes it a lot easier to swallow their syphillis loads.
     
  9. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    football is all about money...it might as well be like thew WCW or WWE...i like rugby...rugby isnt for money, its for blood...
     
  10. Death

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  11. Detox

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    Ahahahahahaha Dont Even Know What Trane Is. You OBVIOUSLY Get Ran Trane On. And Thers Only One Nas

    I Mean Who Else Could It Be?

    N-A-S Nas
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    seems like you weren't in shape for practice

    or that your coach doesn't know how to implement conditioning drills correctly
     
  13. Death

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    nas wouldnt be so badass if my skinny white ass shanked him from behind and hurt his precious little ego.
     
  14. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    thats what im thinkn

    and pactice is supposed to get you into shape for a game, but if youre not even in shape for practice, you should be on the debate team, cuz ya know if you pull the NAS is a badass card then you automatically win every argument
     
  15. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    No, a train is...well, you see, when a large group of men want to prove a certain point to an inmate, a passed out woman, or, in this case, you, they give them, to use the medical term, a solid enema.

    Now, to use words fewer than three syllables, so that you might understand this, what I'm implying is that your rectum receives daily jihads from your teammates while you gag down other teammates' disease filled semen.

    Now I could give you a lesson in illmatic, but seeing as I'm sure you couldn't even spell it, I won't bother.

    You think football practice is hard? Just wait until you have to tackle remedial math classes at your local community college.
     
  16. Death

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    hey,.... i resemble that remark
     
  17. Detox

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    We Practiced For A Month Before Double Days

    I Think We Were Well Conditioned. But Not For Twice A Day.

    And Yes If I Joined The Debate Team, Nas Would Run Trane All Over Other Topics. He Ethers Hoes And Jay-z

    And Now Look At Jay-z

    "Oh Im Sorry Nas, Please Can I Be On Your new Album?PLEASE!!!

    After About 10 Years Of That Crap Nas Just Said "Fine"

    Mwahahahahahaha Jay-z Like Men
     
  18. Death

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    so nas got hoed by jayz?
     
  19. hotwater

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    What you need is some help from the Bay Area Laboratory Co-Operative (BALCO) [​IMG]


    I'm sure then can hook you up on the med side [​IMG]



    Hotwater
     
  20. Death

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    i want stock in balco. until the test is invented, then its SELL
     
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