Favourite sayings

Favourite sayings - Just post a favourite saying or two. I know there are some on the hippy.com website, but firstly this is one i heard to day.


If you bury your head in the sand all people can see is your arse!
I think that is a great saying. Can't think of another one off the top of my head! Post yours, one's you've heard or ones you've made up!

Sam Gallant.

 

make nookie, not nukie.

tap beer, not wire.

sucka my yucca.

 

"Animals are my friends-and I don't eat my friends." -
George Bernard Shaw

"I’ve always felt that animals are the purest spirits in the world. They don’t fake or hide their feelings, and they are the most loyal creatures on Earth. And somehow we humans think we’re smarter—what a joke."
Pink

Two good sayings copied straight from the hippy.com site!

 

never trust anyone under 30

 

Corrected

 

i occaisionally eat my friends. they think it's awesome.

 

it doesnt matter where you get your appetite, just make sure you eat at home ;p

 

"Do bears shit in the woods?"

I've always liked that one for some reason.

 

Where is cowpoop these days? He used to frequent this forum a lot

 

i dunno. but he's always got the best sayings.

 

And the best dresses...

 

let's not get started on the excellent photos

 

Not really a saying, but I always liked Marx's last words : "last words are for fools who haven't said enough"

 

on the gravestone of WC Fields "all things considered, i'd reather be in philidelphia."

ever since i read that, i've been trying to think of something that would make people guffaw and snort as they stood staring at my headstone.

 

splendid!

 

"Yaw Face!"

 

"See, I told you I was ill!"
Spike Milligan

 

Always look on the bright side of life

Oh, and...

May the force be with you :sunglasse

 

I like Power 13's idea, "see I told you i was ill!"

 

"-you know why your life isn't like what you see in movies and in magazines and stuff like that?? 'Cause that's all bullshit"-~Dennis DeYoung from Styx.(best band ever)