Crazy ass friends and their bulletins

So a bulletin about California made it to one of my friends and the bitch went crazy.....I thought I would share the stupid humor. (It's long, so if that bothers you....go away).

CALIFORNIA -VS- GEORGIA

CALIFORNIA:

- I can wear sandals all year long

- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"

-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.

- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often

- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like

-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal

-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.

-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them American's!

-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is

- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear

- I know 65 mph really means 100

- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road

- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)

- My governor can kick your governors ass

- I can go out at midnight

-We judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where we're from, we give our area code

- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD

- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day

- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here

- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)

- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]

- The best athletes come from here

*******IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS*************IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY******

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GEORGIA:

Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...

Hey... California listen up... Georgia is where its at!

- I too can wear sandals all year long... but I can also put on boots to stomp your toes and I won't even stand out in a crowd.

- You may be able to go to the "beach" instead of the "shore"... but can you go to the drive thru "Beer Barn?" What now, surfer boy?

- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours... they are ALMOST equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones... and they can beat yours up.

- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. Some things we also say, like "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're famous

- You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?

- Haha... who do you think grows the weed and sells it to you?

- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...

- I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans

- All the porn is made there but all the porn STARS are made here, because, once again, ours are hotter... 'nuff said!

- Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?

- We're smart enought to know 65mph means 65, but our speed limit is 70.

- When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california.

- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't chasin a beer by 1 yr old... you're behind.

- Your "govenater" can't even pronounce "ass" correctly, how's he going to kick it?

- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.

- Ok... you said you judge people based on what area code they live in? How old are you? 12? You wanna judge someone? Take a look at yourselves, you're a bunch of fake assed, bottle blonde, collagen injected, lilly-livered, champaigne drinkin' pansies! There, judgement passed... you suck!

- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.

- Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.

- You can pick up Real mexican food 24 hours a day huh... well I can swing by home depot and pick up 24 Real MEXICANS anytime of day. Can you say catering?

- All the TV shows that are filmed there rarely make it past the first season, however, take a look at the dukes of hazzard *filmed in Covington, GA*... 30 years and still on the air! YOU even made a movie about it!!!

- You can keep your golden state... We're the Peach State...the one and only!! And the mere fact that you are sometimes called the Cheese state is just plain funny... think about it... stinky cheese or a nice, round, GOLDEN, juicy Georgia peach! I rest my case.

- Do I have to remind you about the drive thru Beer Barn again? Does In-N-Out even serve alcohol? (Oh and did I mention Coke was created in Georgia?)

- You have more representatives in House, true, but all that really means is that you're getting screwed faster, harder and longer than any other state!
Besides, have you checked on them recently? It's night of the living dead in there anyways!

- You guys have the best athletes huh?... Such as??? Herschel Walker.. University of Georgia, Bitches!!

- Football is a religion, not a sport and in Georgia, football means football, not soccer.

- Georgia is the only state that can fly its flag about the United States flag

Come on GEORGIANS Show Your Colors! Repost!

"GEORGIA could survive without the United States, but the United States could not survive without GEORGIA"

IF YOUR GEORGIAN N PROUD RE POST as " Bitch i'm from GEORGIA"

 

funny shit mnan

 

Somebody I know has that same bulletin.

 

I dont have any crazy "ass friends"

 

You really should Crummy. Ass friends are where it's at.

 

I thought the Georgia one was pretty funny.

 

*cringes in california embarassment*

sorry, they really are all like that. why do you think i live in colorado?

 

Sad that I've seen that before, but instead of Georgia, everything said Texas. One of our states isn't very original!