What way would YOU prefer to die??

Well how's it gonna be? I want mine to be something darwin worthy but not stupid, something that's never happened before though...

 

I would prefer to die in my sleep at an old age.

 

i was going to make a joke about suicide bombing, but i don't feel like being investigated by the government right now, so i'll just go with a mixture of alcohol, amphetamines and sex orgy causing my heart to explode

 

an old guy in my 90s, from a morphine overdose.

 

JJ Walker used to joke about that. He would say as long as it's not something stupid, like being blown up by a water heater or something.

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Heroically.

 

I'd like to die when i'm in my 90's in my sleep, next to my love.

 

I'd want someone to break into my house while im breaking up weed, and let me smoke a blunt to the face before an execution style shooting to the back of the head, holding my mothers picture.

 

people want to die in their 90s? shit, i'm going for gold, i want to die in my 120s, climbing an apple tree so i can get the best apple