I would eat most of my friends if we were dinosaurs

If we were all dinosaurs I would eat most of my friends because they are mostly vegetarian and I am a total carnivore! I actually can't eat lettuce, it makes me gag! Hell i'd probably eat em' if we were stranded on a deserted island for a couple weeks...

 

i like salad. salad is good. i often grill meat and put that on top of an INCREDIBLY healthy salad.

 

You're a total carnivore? How do you shit?

 

i love me some dead animal in every meal.

but how can you not eat lettuce? its like one molecule away from being water

 

i used to be a major carnivore. i LOVE MEAT. so i hunt, i've mentioned this many times. i prefer to kill my own and pay tribute properly. but that's not a judgement on the small cattle producers and those who support them. but honestly, i can't eat much meat anymore. i was vegan for a while. and even though it was viciously awful for me, and just seemed totally wrong, spiritually speaking, too much meat and i'm in hell.

 

ID out live any of yall, because IM omnivorous........ I like meat, but I also like vegetables

 

im eating meat right now. also noodles, which is grain, spaghetti sauce which is tomatoes, garlic bread which is plants of some sort and god knows how many herbs and spices,

its got hamburger in the sauce. and lots of it too. man its chronic

 

That sounds really good Death...except I'd go for spicy ground turkey sausage in place of the hamburger.

 

i'd prefer not to eat lettuce...and when i can, i substitute spinach for it
but everyone wants to get lettuce

but i'd eat my friends too ,just cuz i don't want them getting my luscious meat on my body

 

a good spinach salad is the basis of most of what makes me happy.

 

can you cook me dinner then?

 

i wouldn't eat any of my friends, they are all pretty skeevy and gross. eww....

 

naturally. i make some bad ass healthy dinners.

 

If I were a dinosaur I'd want to be that virtually unstoppable Spinosaurus aegyptiacus featured in the Jurrasic Park sequel

For breakfast that cocksucker could dine on T-Rex


Hotwater

 

mmmmmmmm I love me some steak, bacon, chicken breast and every other meat!!!!! on the flipside.... if I had a dank veggie cook living in my house I could def. convert... Im just not a good enough cook.....

 

"beware the claws that snatch, the jaws that bite" ( and especially the hindclaws that disembowl!)

someday i may be lunch for one of my allies. living in a human meat suit i kind of doubt i'll get the chance, but its a proper ballance i would look forward to. untill then, other creatures give their's to me, and i properly thank and appreciate their spirits for doing so.

friends though, actual individual friends, are too rare and precious to consume casually out of hand. as an infant though, before the age of about two or three, and before i had any concept in this life of what a friend was or ment, i did often wonder what it would be like to do so. not someone i felt one way or another about, but just another living being of my own same species. that just happened to have been human, but could just as easily have been another.

yes there is something perversely dangerous in all of us. something we were all equiped with, by who knows what, mere circumstance maybe.

i don't know what there is or isn't. and don't claim to.
i just know where i'd rather be. someplace that is always a bit like a forested meadow on a spring day. where even death, whether my own or at my feet, would do nothing to darken the mood.

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And it never should.

 

the title of this thread belongs on a tee shirt

 

I thought about making random wierd t-shirts and selling them...hmmmmm.