Where, how to get a card?

I'm in California and would really like to get my card. Any suggestions on how to find a doc/what to tell them? Thanks in advance!

 

I knew Patrick Swayze smoked mad weed.

Check the back of High Times or one of the other marijane mags and you should find a list of doctors. If you live in an area of Cali that has a marijuana clinic near by, usually they put out a newsletter/paper every month and that has the names of some doctors who will do it for you as well.

What to tell them? The truth. Tell them you want a referral for medical marijuana. Most of them won't ask you for a reason, or if they do, it can be something as ridiculous as insomnia or anxiety.