Guys: Sucking yourself, would you?

You mean your right hand? (Why do guys always have to confuse things.. say what you mean LOL

 

No dude I have a pocket pussy modeled after Chasey Lain. It rocks...

 

(I knew what you meant ) I have to admit I've been kinda interested in things like that.. You hear all the time about dildos and vibes and stuff... but nothing for men.

Maybe we should start a new thread about it...

 

When I was younger, and more nimble......I did in fact get my lips to touch the head of my cock. Unfortunately I cannot do that anymore. That being said, YES.....I would most definitely suck my own cock if I could. I would even swallow my own cum. I do in fact do this on occasion. I actually like the taste of my cum.

Danny

 

Um, hell yeah! If I could I would, but I wouldn't do it all the time. And I wouldn't swallow either.

 

I think most guys have tried, maybe I just speak for myself, best ive ever managed was getting my toungue to barely touch it when i was like 12

 

WOULD I!? LIKE AN F-ING BILLY GOAT I WOULD!!

but i could never reach.... unlike my cousin.... wait that was in Clerks

 

If you guys would invest this amount of effort in to pursueing women,
you would not have come up with ways to fuck and suck yourselves.

 

Well im trying it right now and I dont have enough length, If I had about 8 inches i'd be able to get her. lol

 

Fuck yeah, I would. Ya'd be an idiot not to! What could feel better than doing it exactly how you like it?!

Blue skies,
-Jeffrey

 

Look, Ron Jeremy may have fucked a lot of girls in his life, but don't tell me he would have if he hadn't just managed (dunno HOW he managed) to get into porn movies. I wouldn't trade my life for Ron Jeremy's, if I had to BE Ron Jeremy, for 8 times the amount of sex he's had with porn stars. I doubt that outside of porn, the girls are just beating down Ron Jeremy's door. It's not like he's the only guy who can give a girl good sex -- and he's ugly as the ass end of a rhino.

He sure doesn't have anything like a monstrous cock, and with that GUT of his, I find it really hard to believe he can suck himself, even if just the head. And I have NEVER seen a picture of him where he wasn't fat, even from the '70s.

-Jeffrey

 

i can do it but it hurts mah back after a while =p

 

ron jeremy most certianly did not always have that gut, he was at one point quite a tiny lil guy, and that cock of his most certianly is monsterous.

indeed. thats just one of the many reasons it's usually not worth it.

 

That's my line.

 

Does all it require : The removal of a few ribs. I read Prince had a few removed ??? just so he could.

 

That's a rumour I hear all the time... I tend not to believe such things without seeing proof first...

 

so you wish too see Prince ..blow himself off. Yuck

 

Hey, at least I'd have a unique story to tell

"Did I ever tell you about the time Prince took off his trousers and......"

 

a very unique story. It would not shock me if Prince did do that to himself.

My hand is fine with me

 

I cant give myself head for long periods of time, but I can get the tip of my dick in my mouth really fast and then my back hurts.