anyone know any welly chicks

lol, yeah we so should.
p.s. We don't have mud puddles thank you very much. For that to happen, the water would have to actually unfreeze

But its actually so nice here - i got (very mild) SUNBURN yesterday - even though it was only 11 degreees, it was still a great day.

 

lol Boring Guy wasnt involved in the fire extinguisher bit Doug, he installed SECURITY stuff 4 Womad. Wasnt he just so hip.

and soph you should be in welly atrm, the weather is STUNNING, has been gorgeous since saturday, Im LOVING it.


and yes the nz forum whanau HAS to have a stress in welly once jesus gets back from isreal and pulsating bung eye gets back from dunners.

will be WICKED.

 

lol, g, you are awesome. Meh, i can't wait for the holidays now. And the weather here is great too - we have the same high as welly today, so nyah nyah

it's so hard to do work when its just so awesome outside

 

tell me about it! Im stuck in Vic library atm altho shortly I will be going into town top partake of the wonders of the Warewhare as I hand in my tex deitals for wage info - YES thats right Tamsyn I have become party of the Warehouse team, with Matt and Rosie shuld be ACTION PACKED.

 

damm that post had so many typos

 

man one thing they DON'T tell you or show you on tv is that..... those damn zappy heart pad things that they go zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. CLEAR...zzzzZAP with (you know the paddles) leave fucking huge arsed marks for days.

i have this damn stupid squarish ring on my chest from yesturday morning LOL. just a ring, not a red patch or anything. dang and its itchy LOL.

p.s. i just had my heart op on tuesday, and they needed to use one of them on me LOL, i was awake up till that point, then i don't remember crap LOL. (on the charts they gave me heaps of drugs right at that point LOL)

Doug

 

you had a HEART OPERATION???? WHAT THE FUCK???


tell me everything. What for?

And glorya... GO THE WAREWHARE. *makes the w sign*

 

This was written by Tamara. I forgot to log off and she forgot to log in.
And yes, massey look down on foetuses taking industrial design. They leak amniotic fluid all over the place.

 

um, right, backing up tamsyn - yeah Doug, WTF? details, please..stressage.

and second - tamsyn is that a friend of your or a split personality or what - because last time i checked you didn't have a sister and even on the slim chance that your parents are having another child, i don't think they let foetuses enrol at massey...

 

LOL

well i have (had) a minor issue with my heart. whenever i ran like really hard core ran, my heart would go from about 100 (normal) to 250 beats per minute (very abnormal) in a split second and would stay at 250 beats per minute for ages and ages untill it randomly stoped and went back to about 80, (goes from about 180 - 80 in 1 beat time LOL)

basicly an electrical short circuit in my heart, an extra pathway that goes in a loop really. so the brain stops controling the heart rate if it goes off.

so anyway i got on the waiting list about 1.5 years ago- 2 years ago. lots of waiting, more waiting LOL....

well tuesday was my appointment, and they just cut a tiny little cut in my leg and stuck 4 tubes up my viens to my heart, and triggered my heart rate via drugs and electrical signals.

the goal was for the doctor to Find, and Destroy the malfunctioning part of my heart.

4 tubes i think were used to locate the issue then 1 was used to burn the tiny patch of my heart that was a problem.

after many ECG's (you know the sticky patch things they connect wires to) and stuff in the morning, a groin shave, and an IV line, they took me down to the opperating theater on a bed (luxury service really) and then put me onto a really flat hard bed with 4 tv's an X-ray machine above my heart, and a second room off the side with a big glass window.

about 5 doctors were in the theater with me, and another 5 in the technicians room off to the side using their computers)

the tv screens, 1 was for the ECG readings from the 12 sticky elecrical things on me, 1 was for the internal tubes (not in yet but soon to be), the other two were for the X-ray machines images, the x-ray machines moves around under control from the other room.

well they gave me local anisthetic, and one dose of sedatives, then made two cuts in my groin (i could feel them still) (BTW i was awake the whole time pretty much)

then they started stickng tubes up my leg, and OMG they feel fucked up, i was squirming and laughing a bit, i mean its not often you get tubes in your veins going to your heart. then i asked for some more sedatives LOL. so they kept pumping me the sedatives over the next hour or so. but i was still very much awake.

well they started giving me bags of an adrenaline type thing to trigger a heart episode of high speed heart action. because they ahd increased by blood pressure to get the utbe in my viens when my heart rate increased from about 80 to 250 BPM it felt like it was gonna pop out of my chest (my chest was of course not cut open because everything was done via my groin, through a tiny tiny hole, so no scars at all, not even a stitch)

well they had full control over my heart rate, and were giving it a damn good thrashing, me of course feeling pretty damn funny. always smiling coz it was a pretty good show.

well my heart went into fibulation and was beating rather randomly, i felt totally fine (probably the sedatives) and could easily feel that my heart had a strange rythym (it was totally awsome actually) well the last thing i heard was.

"well we have found the problem, but i can't continue with your heart as it is now"

next thing i remember i think i am in the hospital ward, randomly asking the nurse somthing (i hope it was "whats the time" and not somthing really stupid) then going back to sleep coz fuckit those drugs are good shit and desirve a good sleeping to.

then later a doctor comes in and checks my wound on my groin to see if its not bleeding and stuff, i was half out then too, and i think i had a semi boner from random earlierness (but hey i really have no idea coz i was so out on drugs, and i bet they get it all the time. not that i was attracted to him, because honestly it was from earlier before he was there, and besides i'm not gay LOL)

then later the actual doctor comes in who was the cheif of it all. by this time i was fine, and he told me that they used the zapper on me and that is what the mark on my chest was (lol its still there over two days later, big square fucker)

well anyway, i had some good food (icecream was fantastic) and then was allowed to go home (just a few hours after it all, shows what modern technology does) getting out of my hospital gown i noticed about 30 of those electrical things on me (man i had sooo many, they had added another 18 or so since i lost consciouness from a good dose of drugs just before the zapper)

well anyway i looked down to notice a big puddle of relly yucky blood and stuff on the bed, and a big patch of blood on my Pj pants LOL. so i took them off and left them for the nurse's to clean up LOL (so nice of me)

well basicly it was all very unexciting and rather boring (LOL actually i was grinning the whole day, it was fantastic)

i am fine now, had only two days off university for a heart opperation.


hope you enjoyed, and did i say OMG the whole thing felt sooo weird, weird but kinda good, because anything that is weird IMO is good, not many people will get to experience that kind of feeling.

Doug

 

are you serious. whats her name and what year is she up to.

does she have curly hair and is kinda short, coz there is a chick the year up from me with curly hair and is shortish who is a bit of a fox. man that would be funny if she was your sister.

better dominate me, thats for sure
(bahahahaha J/K, people who get dominated are freeks)

whats your last name tamsyn

Doug

 

sorry, that was Tamara who posted that, not me. there was a mistake. I'll get her to post on here and reply.

Also, she says "oh god no.... she's not hot at all... she looks like a retard."

 

arrrrr but was that her? LOL.
the curly haired short one?

would be so funny if i got it first guess.

Doug

 

ok.

so yes, she is short... and she does have curly hair... black. AND NOT A FOX... so there. this year she is in third year.

so thats the goss... if it is my sister, and you actually g et her talking... tell her to call me. we havent spoken yet this year (thats right... PSYCHO!!!)

 

holy shit doug - intenseness. yeah, it certainly sounds like a novel experience, lol. I wonder what you said - because man those nurses must hear some wacked out stuff with all you drugged up patients having random little soliloquies

 

hahaha yeah when I had my jaw op about 2-3 years ago I was out of it on morphine afterwards that when I tried to get up to go the toilet I collasped as soon as I stood up.......... good times.

 

LOL

yeah my mate had his large intestine removed. well he was on morphine for a LONG TIME. (imagine the time you'd need to get over the pain of having your large intestines removed, he infact had a button that he pressed and got morphine )

well he had so many halucinations it was unbelievably funny.

my favorite was when he was convinced the room was full of flying sheepskins, very cool.

and sophie, LOL yeah pity she was gone before i came around, they kept changing shifts on me, i had three different nurse's on that day, and i was only there for about 10 hours.

Doug

 

hah i never thought this thread would work out but again doug-mister has worked his magic lol

 

Bahahaha

i can't help it if the girls gather around me as i talk about my tradgic tales.

but blood and guts is always interesting. (the chicks love that, they especially love it when you dangle a half eaten rat in front of their faces, and throw insects and stuff at them......i think you shoudl try it)

sophie likes to eat rashers of Baby (tofu babies this is) (and inspecting mens toilets)
Gloria likes really really boring guys, [size=-1]Pina Coladas[/size], and getting caught in the rain.
tamsyn likes australian room buddies (ha ha ha you know you love them).

and all the other girsl here are like, well to be honest i don't know them LOL , but of course ya-know, if you do wanna know me then Bahahahaha, you gotta ring my mum.

Alltaken

 

ahahahahaha. mums are great.

And girls, well, we do dig scars...not disfiguring man without a face scars... but some are great

What can I say about Doug? Well, when I actually knew him we were in Miss Hickey's class (i think) and I have a vaugue memory of you in a grey tracksuit, maybe with a cartoon or picture on the jersey? (i think)