Damn Groundhogs

I love to run groundhogs over. I hate those bastards. They're a pain in the ass. When I see them at work, I aim for those little fuckers. Whether it be with a lawn mower or a vehicle, I do my best to downsize that population. Nothing beats mowing a groundhog with a Dixie Chopper.

 

thats pretty fucked up.

 

That's really fucked up,man! Poor animals

 

You gotta be around them bastards to know. They're nasty animals to begin with then to top it off, they burrow the fuck out of the ground. To hell with groundhogs!

 

That's just discusting. Maybe one day you'll learn some compassion, ya think?

 

We go for the gophers here.

 

Pomunus you rock!

 

you need an air rifle...its less messy to kill them with an air rifle plus u can up ur marksmanship skills

 

That air rifle idea is a good one. I have a BB gun, I guess I can start with that and work my way up. But I look at it this way. I don't pick up the groundhogs, PennDOT does.

 

How would you like if you were that poor little groundhog?

 

i must stress that a bb gun wont be powerfull enough to humanly dispatch a ground hog

 

You should be ashamed of yourself!!! If you've got a problem with them, than

find out some humane way to get rid of them!The best way to prevent groundhogs is to just move! It's disgusting that you run them over with a lawnmower, imagine some bastard with a lawnmower running you ovr, taring away your limbs, slicing your internal organs? Man, it's sad to know people like that exist...

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


That's the best thing I heard all day.

Don't feel sorry for the groundhog, if he had the chance, he'd kill you and everyone you ever cared about. Natural selection I say, and believe me, there's no shortage of groundhogs in the world.......

 

I agree with FNA. And sorry I can't just pack up and move cause of some nasty groundhogs. Besides, I do away with these bastards at work not where I live cause I don't have a groundhog problem at home. And to northernlehigh97, why didn't you tie in your damn pocket pussy to killing groundhogs. I'm surprised you didn't. Fuck them groundhogs, kill them all any way possible at any cost.

 

and that's the stupidest thing I heard all day.

 

i hate acts of animal cruelty...to make it worse my birthday is on groundhogs day so i'm even more biassed

i've also worked my ass off with a cold, and my temper is as short as your vision

 

Well it's a shame that you share your birthday with a day celebrated for the nastiest little bastards alive. There are plenty of them little shits to go around and knock off.

 

do i share your birthday then?

 

No thank God. My birthday is in the summer.

 

I think you need a real hobby. Get yourself a pocket pussy.