get a haircut and get a real job

what are things that i did today?

 

You got a haircut and a real job?

 

I'm getting a hair cut and getting a semi high paying bullshit job

 

Why the hell would you want go and do that?...................

 

im sorry, your response must be in the form of a question

 

Are you a bit on the slow side?

 

it was true or false

 

i will once being lazy gets recognised as a disability.

 

I'm not getting a haircut. I think I have a real job. I've been doing something the last 26 years.

 

quote: I've been doing something the last 26 years.

had a friend who fell 3 stories, hit his head, and went into a coma....the whole time he was unconcious he thought he was walking around ia giant spiral building with all of these doors, everyone locked, but he kept walking and trying...till finally he woke up about 2 weeks later.

maybe its all in your head?

 

Yeah....Probably.

 

i'm quitting my real job for a fake one.

 

Wonderful. Now you can support me