Ok just a few minutes ago I had the worst masturbation ever. You see I've been building up all the way since about 12 o'clock, it's 4:55 now. I did the stop and go technique, you know when you're about to ejaculate and you just stop let ir rest and then proceed with it. Well I've hoped that I'd get the biggest wackiest orgams of my life. I had these totally hot doujins's opened, all I needed to do then, is to wait for my parents and my grandmother ( I live with them) to go out for a smoke. I waited, and waited, and waited, and BOOM finally my chance! They've closed the door to the balcony, and there I am grabing my penis with a huge smile on my face ready to have a time of my life, when the damn internet explorer crashed! All my lovely pics gone, damn it! Somehow I managed to uncrash the program and just when I was about to explode, i heard the balcony doors open. My family has the tendinsy to go to my room with no apearent reason. Just a second a go while I was writing this, my mom opened the door to my room, looked at me and said ,,Mythbusters are on". Funny thing is I never liked mythbusters! Anyway when I heard the balcony door open I had to stop, but it was too late, BOOM I ejaculated. It wasn't the best orgasm of my life. Actually it wasn't an orgasm at all. So yeah cum in my hand, on my stomach and footseps getting loader and loader. You know what I did? Nothing, just stared at the door. Thank god they didn't came in, I did manage to clean myself up, thought. And by the way, I've been saving up for this day, for 6 freakin days! Talk about bad luck. Any similiar stories out there?
lol i have had the same thing before! the long time of waiting and then in the end it is terrible because of those reasons! sorry man! better luck next time!
Just wait a minute. So you're a guy, and you don't like Mythbusters? Dude, you need therapy. lol But seriously, I know just the type of situation you're talking about. You've been building up forever, and even though no one has been anywhere near you in the last two hours, suddenly someone just happens to invade your "jackoff zone" right as you're within seconds of ejaculating. What are the odds? Usually, it's too late and even though you were free to finish, the sudden intrusion just throws you off. False alarm. Even if the door is locked and there is no chance of them actually seeing you, the knowledge that someone is in the immediate vicinity just kind of dulls everything. What could have been a spewer turned out to be an oozer. Bums me out, man...
I do have a lock, but my parents... they are just soo pushy.I've tried a few times to lock my door, but my mom kept trying to come in. -Why did you lock your door!? -I... I don't know, I just did... I didn't do it on purpose. -Unlock it! -Why? -Coz I can't come in! -Why do you want to come in? -I don't know... Why did you lock it again? -I just... DAMN IT! We have two toilets, one down-stairs and one upstairs, everyone usually use the one downstairs, so for more privacy I go upstairs, and even there I can't get as much privacy as I want. -Why did you go upstairs? -Why are you asking? -I'm just curious. -I going to the damn toilet. -Why there? there's one downstairs -It's already taken! -No it's not! -So what!? I'm already upstairs! And I HATE when my mom does that! I can't get any damn privacy! >:O
That's becouse I thought you need to be 18 to jojn the forums. :| Oh and I'm really 17, if anyone's wondering.
I had a bad one last night. I'd downloaded a stack of new porn and was really getting into it. I could tell it was going to be a blast when it came, and I was right on the edge when I hit a set of files that wouldn't play. So I'm jerking with one hand while trying to select the next vid with the mouse, but I shot my load right in the middle. But not a big load and hardly any sensation with it. Bummer. I've deleted the files that won't play and will try again tonight.
happend to me once. decided id go two weeks without sex or masturbating.. which was very hard by the way.. And the day finially comes and im fucking this chick in my room shes screaming and my friends just come in the house all the time without knocking i just tell em to come in and one came over and started bangin on my door when he heard her. and im ready to blow my load and she hops up outa the bed and then i just go all over it. bummer.. it was still good though but coulda been better
yup thats the WORST feeling, parents trying to come in and then questioning why you had it locked, i usually just tell mine i was dressing and forgot to unlock it.... though my mom...she wont stop until shes in here, then questions me, i get so embarrased, she always tells me, "im afraid to come in your room cause i have no idea what you're doing..." then stop trying to bust my door down if its locked! >_<
