Fucking Computer!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by toke1234, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. toke1234

    toke1234 Member

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    ALRIGhT so im fucking stoned off my fucking ass and my fucking computer is driving me up a mother fucking wall. All this bs your computer is infected, spyware remover, spyware deleter, spywatch deleter, registery cleaner, spyware alert bs keeps poping up fucking everwhere! i cant even hardly get to one website! my background changed to someone could be watching you, what can I download to clear everything off?!
     
  2. jagerhans

    jagerhans Far out, man. Lifetime Supporter

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    do yourself a favor: salvage all of your data, or better buy another hard disk (second hand is fine) and install linux.
    you wont have such problems again. no viruses, (shortly, you should run a web server and have a massive bad luck to take one), no registry messes because there is no system registry, and if you arent so stupid to use it as root user, it is nearly impossible to ruin or crash it. at most, you can delete your personal data if you are a moron but the system wont fail. you also can keep your windows partition and use it offline: windows installations last a lot if kept away from the internet. use linux for web browsing and windows for those apps like games that lack under linux. and forget all these issues. I am doing this since 1999 and never had troubles. and linux can read your windows partition.
     
  3. smokindude

    smokindude Senior Member

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    I had the exact same problem. When my brother died i got his computer which is like brand new...man that kid knew how to take care of things....r.i.p
     
  4. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    reformat the computer, stop looking at porn, and stop downloading stuff. Problem solved
     
  5. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    yea man same shit used to happen to me when i was like 14 and just got a computer. no telling how much porn i downloaded lol

    dont download the "spyware/virus detector" thing its only more spyware. you basically need to get a new hard drive if it's not too late to save it.

    get the phone book and call a computer repair dude. trust me he'll fix everything.
     
  6. Bud_Man

    Bud_Man Member

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    Why do you guys keep telling him to buy a new harddrive? Waste of cash man, just find your windows restore disk and reformat. Problem solved.. till the next time :D.

    I also reccomend downloading a free firewall, and ad-aware...

    http://filehippo.com/
     
  7. passittotheleft

    passittotheleft Senior Member

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    Buy zonealarm.
     
  8. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    Its too hard to explain this in full detail. here is my half assed explanation.

    Dont get linux. If you cant remove the spyware, viruses etc off your machine, odds are you're not technical enough to download a copy of ubuntu and burn the iso. You can try doing th efree mail option though.

    Ad-Aware, AVG, and if you want a firewall, zonealarm has a free newb one.

    Im too tired to think.
     
  9. joe07735

    joe07735 Member

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    DON'T buy a new hard drive, there is nothing wrong with the one you have. Find your windows vista disc and reformat your computer.

    I suggest if you don't play any hardcore games on it that you just download and burn an ubuntu cd, and install that as opposed to windows. No viruses, No spyware, surf porn at your leisure, uses your system resources more effectively enabling you to do more with the same hard ware, and it's free ;)

    If you need help with reformatting pm me and I'll help you out.

    If you decide to use linux I'll give you my sn and help you whenever u need it.
     
  10. dudenamedrob

    dudenamedrob peace lily

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    learn how and download ubuntu........fuck windows to hell...........linux is the way.
     
  11. jimaug87

    jimaug87 Member

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    Get a disk eraser. Their like $30, you can clean your disk to government standards. You should back-up all of your data because it reases EVERYTHING. Have someone check the disk you used to backup your data to check for trojan viruses. Erase any remaining viruses.

    Reinstall your operating system. upload all of your saved files
     
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