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hopes to buy a WagonVolks camper-van to travel round the local industrial estate.

 

Always eats his meat before he has any pudding

 

believes in santa but not bigfoot or Rob Reiner

 

secretly wants to take a spliff to a swimming pool to watch it dive

 

makes sizable campaign contributions to conservative candidates. has a get out of jail free card in her stockings at all times for cheats in case of break-out Monopoly.

 

Tie dyed their underwear flourescant pink and navy

 

don't forget the frilly ruffles... Ahem. Goes commando most of the time.

 

has a fiancee who picks out all of the spinach in salad mixes

 

I'll fly home for ya Juan. I'm going to San Diego on Saturday

 

practised putting condoms on bananas from the age of 12 so she would seem experienced when the opportunity arose. BTW, she is still waiting to show her expertise.

 

Once hired a 14 year old prostitute to shove a length of barbed wire into his meatus and yank it out for pleasure.

 

tied dental floss to a washer and swallowed it, and is now waiting for it to re-emerge.

 

is helping him look for the dental floss

 

plans to floss with it

 

Used tipex down there parting to stop it looking sunburnt

 

Once went to a Boney M. show.

 

has a boney M style fur coat

 

Just LOVES her new Brazilian!

 

makes bongs, then donates them to the salvation army

 

doesn't care what you'd do even if you DID have a hammer.