Quick Anal Advice?

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by jaden_tristan, Sep 10, 2004.

  1. jaden_tristan

    jaden_tristan Member

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    My g/f and I are experimenting with anal sex/play. I know that for some, Anal penetration will cause pain and discomfort the first few times because the membrane will tear, causing small cuts/sores. Ok, heres the deal, I've tried my dick and she squirms and screams (very well lubed i might add you) So I went back to using a finger. It slides in VERY easily, but after i get past the first knuckle on my finger, she bites down on the pillow or screams and jerks away. The first time we did this, we used Water based KY Lube, standard lube ya kno. But we ran out using it for other things lol. She is dead set on doing this so she's had me use lotion the last few times. I suspect that the lotion is whats hurting her. Maybe comming in contact with the mucas membranes in her anus. But yea, anyway feedback woudl be cool. thanks guys
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I've never had anal, so dont know what to tell you..
    But my advice would be to drink, drink some alcohol, and that way she will be more relaxed and such..
    Sorry, advice sucks...this I know...
     
  3. Idiot

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    I love it when my boyfriend fucks me in the ass.

    Try Astroglide at first, it's my favorite and got me going, but now I prefer it raw.
     
  4. jaden_tristan

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    Nah, its cool, altho getting drunk wouldnt help much lol.. cuz if it IS leaving leasions and sores, they are more likely to bleed, and thats not gunna go over well lol. BTW nice avatar, Debbie from Sealab 2020 I belive.. lol im tired as hell so i may be totally wrong.
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha never thought of that...good thing no one ever listens when I say that :D
    Yep, you are correct its Debbie from sealab2021...
     
  6. jaden_tristan

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    Lol yea, anal sex is like the forbidden fruit. Most of us want what we cant or arnt supposed to have... and the world has labled anax sex/play as taboo. Man I just want to be able to fuck her like theres no tomorrow. but sadly, still have a long way to go. Omg.. dude.. bill nye is fuckin gay lol
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I dont think there is anything wrong with anal sex at all..
    But I think I would cry and run if someone was going to stick something in it :D looks way way to painful...
    Yeah, bill nye is a bitch, thats why I have Beakman saying that bill can lick his balls :D

    Have you tried looking up stuff that you could purchase that would make it easier for you guys to have anal sex...
     
  8. jaden_tristan

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    Well, basically the things you need are.
    1)lots of water based lubrication, cant really have TOO much.
    2)Both partners should be in the right mind set espcially the receiver I.E relaxed etc

    of course im sure theres more, im just too tired to think of them -_- but yea, ive looked up differant kinds of lube. KY, Astroglide ( which is oilbased so no) Silver brand Lube etc. Im sure it would be painful, very. But I'd really like to try it. And yea, he is a bitch, him and the guy who canceled Mr.Rogers
     
  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I've just heard to many horror stories about anal...
    I want my little butthole to remain a virgin :D
    Cause I know for sure that I would pass out if someone tried to stick their penis in my bum, I would be down for the count :D
     
  10. meishka

    meishka Grease Munky

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    u need a thicker lube. something that says anal on the package will do.
     
  11. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    I think the best way to go about it is, to bend her over the sofa, and just dry ram it in there...just kidding
     
  12. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    ..........well northernlehigh97 good thing you did not advise him to dump the g/f for one of those rubber pussies.
     
  13. northernlehigh97

    northernlehigh97 Senior Member

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    hahaha...good thing I don't make a job of giving advice, I'd be broke. But since you brought it up, just dump the girl, get a pocket pussy, and hammer away. It won't scream it hurts, and feels just like anal.
     
  14. rush-dude

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    You donkey!!! Buy some poppers!! That'll loosen her right up!! :eek:
     
  15. april922

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    at first i didnt like it, but now its great, use your lubed finger, then 2 of them.. you may also want to get her butt plugs.
     

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