I've been having this overwhelming fantasy lately that I couldn't overcome - so I just decided to roll with it. Yesterday, I smeared about half a jar of extra chuncky Jif peanut butter inside my asscrack, then had my Golden Retriever lick it out of there until it was all gone. It felt great, and I think Max liked it too.
This is not the real Skip! If you look closely you can see that's not a real i in his username! I've PM'd Skip to let him know some jerkwad is farting around!