so this is my first legal drinking binge

Twelve beers, a fifth of whiskey, and a bottle and ah alf of vodka./
The funny trhing is you know, when I drink nothing but water for a day, my piss is all yellow.
I\ve had nothing but alcohol today, ad my piss is clear as can be.
Trust me, I knopw, I pissed in a glass to check it out.

 

You are gonna feel like crap tomorrow.

 

'm not even done ye.t
But im not sure if they let visibly intoxicated people buyt more alcholo

 

Are you not as think as we drunk you are?

 

What?

 

Youkn ow, I was usually the perosn makin fun of drunk [eo[ple posting on forums.
It's weird being the other ways waruond.

 

i hope you are walking or getting a ride from someone to go buy more alcohol....you are certainly in NO condition to be driving...

 

I'm glad I could accommodate --- and yeah- all kidding aside- I hope you have a ride home. Be safe.

 

I'm ant home.
Thers' a gas station across the streetl beside my housee.
That still dosent answer my question./

 

i'm sure they will sell you more alcohol...just don't puke on the cashier or something...

 

well, they might sell it too you the first packie run you make...but the 2nd, i dont' think so...so stock up this time

 

It;'s not that I feel sick, I don';t know why I would puke.
I'm just laughing at everytihgn, al;cohol is funny busines.s

 

take fitzy's advice though....cause i'm not sure they will serve you again after this packie run (geez...i can tell you are from newengland, fitzy)...

 

can't really tell.
hopinfg for another bottle of whiskey, but fill.
i hate fifthts.
serisouly, i usually was the guy making fun oif people getting drunk
and now i cant stop[ laughing at the irony

 

well enjoy it while it lasts because you are going to be feeling quite crappy come tomorrow....

 

Yes we all bow down to the ceramic throne after binging....unless you drink too much and projectile vomit where ever you are. Drink plenty of water before going to bed.

 

I've yet to vomit.
My face hurts from laugihign though.

 

Alcohol is kind of funny like that. You might not really even want a drink, but end up having a few, and then all of a sudden it's like some kind of party in your head where the drinks you already drank want to call their friends who want to call their friends who want to call their friends, and so on, until pretty soon the entire fucking party is full of people.

arty:arty:arty:arty:

Or something like that.

 

EXACTLY
and I hate teh beer
But its' callign to me.

 

ummm,
you should be dead...

i remember when i was 21, i went to buy another half gallon one time and the cashier kicked me out for being too drunk so yeah, it can happen...