another blonde joke

Discussion in 'Humor' started by armyscorpio, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. armyscorpio

    armyscorpio Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    A younge female blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."

    The disgusted stewardess gets the head stewardess who also asks the blonde to move. The blonde yet again repeats "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The head stewardesses doesn't even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing a problem with boarding now, so the head stewardess tells the co-pilot that there is a young female blonde who refuses to go to her right seat and insists to stay in first class.

    The co-pilot says, "Oh, let me handle this, my wife's a blonde, I speak blonde." So the co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her right seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the copilot in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her that first class isn't going to Jamaica"
     
  2. lifelovefun

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    LOL - That's REALLY good :)
     
  3. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    hahahahaha thats pretty funny :D
     
  4. ShadowShifta

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  5. armyscorpio

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    yea sorry about that, emailed it around to a bunch of friends and forget where i got it from quickly
     
  6. ShadowShifta

    ShadowShifta Member

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    haha thats kinda funny in itself.
     
  7. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    I thought armyscorpio told it a little better. JMO.
     
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