I Quit!!!!!!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by cogliostro, Aug 28, 2007.

  1. cogliostro

    cogliostro Sir Psycho Sexy

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    What's the best quit/got fired story you've got?? I'll start,This actually happened I quit a job and told the Manager she was a bitch and to stop doing so much speed and she might stop shaking, she replied she had parkinsons, I said well, your still a bitch.
     
  2. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    so far i've had "i have a different job, but you can still call me if you need some help," "i'm not coming back to town this summer so i can't work," and "i can't drive anymore because i got a DUI last night." the last one i only quit driving, i actually got a promotion out of it though, so i guess that would be the best story of the three
     
  3. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    My last job, I was in Human Resources and the main purpose of our meetings was to trash talk the employees and talk about who we can fire or make quit.

    The day I quit, I went around and told all of the people the things they were saying and went up to my boss and told her I was tired of working in a world of lies-these people are my friends and family and I wasn't going to tolerate her mouth anymore. I told her she was a back stabbing bitch and the worst HR Manager ever to exist and she will go down in history with that title.

    Later on, all of those people quit, also, and thanked me-haha...they were down 300 employees in 3 months.
     
  4. verseau_miracle

    verseau_miracle Banned

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    I was last forced to leave because of what was said to me in a meeting. I was arrested the night before, but let off without charge. The arrest was for taking part in a peaceful demo. The woman said: "If we let people who are in and out of prison work here, we could have allsorts. You could be a paedophile too"

    I was also attacked fr being lactose intolerant, despite the fact i had prewarned them about this: "You work with CHILDREN, you need to handle milk and you should drink it to encourage them, too. Youre a bad influence with this claiming to not be able to drink milk"

    I was going to fight it through court to get some money, but you know, after all that i just didnt have the energy

    CCtv showed my innocence btw...that was my first arrest and i was let off proven innocent as any other person...and i was also damn good at that job


    I was too damn shocked to come up with any comebacks
     
  5. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Yeah I got fired before because I was being sexually harassed-haha good times fighting that in court.
     
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