Got a job... whoooo

Aighty so most of you guys knew I was worrying about getting an apartment because I just got a new car, and was worried about IRS and my money if I started putting money out like that. Well a buddy of mine, knows a guy, that knows a guy that got me a job starting in the morning. All I do is wash cars at a dealership for a few hours in the morning everyday. Its a permanant I work from 8-5 pm and make 7.5 an hour. Plus they range from 20. - 35. tips a day. Whooo
I'm looking at.

Work= 400. a week x 4 = 1200. month after taxes

Dealing= Around 1.5k week x 4 = 6,000 month not taxed


Banking at $7200. month average. Sometimes I sell more.

 

Nice man, sounds like you lucked out. Hope the job works out ok, that's what I plan to do when I move out.. get a part time job and sell.. maybe grow my own, who knows.

 

Why would you work if you're brining in that much money? Especially if you could go on welfare and make equally that much. But if its a job you like then cool. Enjoy it.

 

^ what can you do with 6000$ a month illegitamite cash though? he's already weary of the IRS, so spending or even depositing any sort of money which doesnt equal out to his income = investigation

If i were you i'd try to find a better paying job, do some research and get into the higher tax bracket than what you are currently in, i would asume that is probably 28,000+ a year or somthing, that way spending illegitamite money would be wayyy less sketchy because it looks like you are just spending every cent you earn rather than spending money that looks like it came from no where

 

LOL..

Could you explain to me how else I could spend my money without being investigated and not work and I'll take it into consideration. Just had to buy a car from a private seller so I wouldnt be investigated. Have to live out of a hotel, because I couldnt get an apartment without being investigated. How would you go about it without a job then?

 

If I applied for welfare they'd tell my ass to go out and get a job. I mean come on I'm 18 years old and my parents make 100,000+ a year.

 

Are you the guy who somone you sell to came on here and linked to your myspace? Cause you sure as hell look like him.

 

Nah thats a different guy.

 

Legitimate income is something money launderers charge like 60-80% for, so having a source for legitimate income is important. Now all you need to do is get a really cool accountant and set up a front, which you can turn into a legitimate business if the market goes south or pot gets legalized.

 

Allot of people here will be happy if pot gets legalized, but it will hurt me. If Pots legalized dont get me wrong, its still the only think I will do or smoke, but I'll have to move on to selling bigger things.

 

like jet engines?

 

sounds like a really nice job and it pays good. Im happy for you. I wish i had that much money a month.

 

You should just take some of your cash from dealing and put some one on your pay roll. Find an employer who is will to punch a card in for you every day and what not. A good job would be somethign that requiers you to travel alot. I got this idea from reservoir dogs. : )

 

For sure. haha

 

toke 1234 I like you, you seem pretty cool; but you're fucking up. I'm not saying this to try to offend you but to keep you from getting the shit busted out of you.

1. Your myspace has been linked, whether by you or not it's time to dip out of this forum, and come back in a couple weeks with a new name, dif, picture and ip address.

2. You have the same pic here as on your myspace which has enough identifying info for the authorities to track you down.

3. Your small enough now that no one would care aside from some bored cop in some small town with nothing better to do; now I don't know what part of your state you're in but I'm assuming there's a possibility of it being smaller.

4. If you ever do get big the web stores EVERYTHING, and the authorities WILL be able to dig up old shit like this and link it to you.

5. Just be careful man, we need people like you who look at the game as a business, but your obviously not computer savvy, so be careful on the computer. USE PROXIES.

Remember I'm just trying to help you, and I suggest you be very careful throwing your info around.

 

Here are some steps i'd take.

1. Get a Swiss bank account the one-time opening fee should be ~800 and you'll need to put ~9k in to start. This is a good investment if you can manage the minimums which I know you can because you posted ur income (BAD idea). You will need a story to tell the bank so I suggest you drop $35 to start a sole proprietorship, and then pretend to earn income from that and offer an abstract service such as computer repair.

2.) If not the above buy a small safe and a large safe. Find a spot for the large safe where you can keep most of your money. (not your parents house or a relatives). Keep less than 2k in the small safe which you'll keep at your residence.

3.) When transporting ganj:
a.) check your car to make sure everything runs before you go out
b.) put the ganj in a bass in a locked trunk with shit in it
c.) always do 3 over the speed limit
d.) don't use the cell
e.) buckle up
f.) if you are pulled over BE EASY, just relax and pretend you have nothing on you(in your head to stay cool)
g.) never smoke ganj while transporting it's tempting but stupid.
h.) if you smoke in ur car make sure it doesn't smell like ganj before you transport.
I.) watch for thieves if your moving what you claim and your posting ur cash flow get security of some sort, a dog works amazingly well and is legal and relatively cheap.(guns will catch you a pretty case so be careful)

4.) Never tell ANYONE how much you move, just let them know u have some shit

5.) If you have a pound, you don't, you have a half oz in a sandwich bag, use that in front of people and pretend to be low. Also a nice precaution is to keep a fake stash of about an ounce so that if someone does try to jack you you give them the ounce hidden well, but not as well as your real stash

6.) Try to move larger amounts, baggies will get you caught up, try to impose an eighth or quarter minimum and then if you get busted its for "personal use"

7.) Give up dealing as a career, use ur stacked cash to get into a community college, get a real job, and then grow for personal consumption once you get a house.

Dealing is not a career, it is a temporary business venture. Everytime you reup you risk serious time. You may be "stuntin" now but you will get busted everyone does eventually.

 

Hey, I'm glad you like me, I try and be cool with everyone especially smoking buddies.

But anyway I'll help you get a better understanding of me...

A. They can trace my Ip address all they want, I have a good firewall and proxy which I'm sure they can get through but I also use proxy and IP changer which changes my IP from my home computer. For example, the IP Im registered with this site will not link to my home computer, the IP my myspace is linked to will have another IP so Ip tracing is not in the worries anytime soon.

B. Tracking me down through myspace will do them no good? I'm not saying I'm the smartest guy here, and I'm not saying you guys are crazy because hell we all drive around and blow. But 98% of the time your not going to catch me with bud in a car. If I'm making a deal is the only and only time. And 99% of the people I deal with are repeat customers, or friends of friends. I try and not to cut anyone deals because I make my money one way, but I try and make them happy so they bring me more business. I've even gave a couple guys eights that have gave me 10+ customers and I'm glad to do that at anytime, but unless your 2nd hand friends or a repeat I'm not going to deal with you. I had a guy otherday walk up to my car and asked me what I was slanging in the middle of H.E.B. parking lot while getting groceries. I told him I had a full time job. Could have been a deal or could have been a cop? I dont take that chance. So for the leo's out there, if they want to try and pull me over with bud their welcome to, and for the leo's out there that want to rade my house their welcome to, they wont find nothing but maby cash, I have a job now with good tips. Note I made $45.00 in tips today detailing.

C. On moving larger amounts. This is what makes or breaks for some dealers as a career. Honestly if you devide up smaller baggies, you make more cash obviously, but this takes more risk, more worthless time, and more effort. I'm not just going to cut anyone off because I sell to all my good friends at partys every night of the week, but If someone makes a phone call to bother me and have me to come across town to talk about something, I'll make sure they understand it better not be under an eighth.

D. I know I cant deal all my life, thats why I'm going to a school to get my Heating and Air lisence, then going to get an associates in business. I'll even still deal through college. I mean allot of people depend on me honestly, and I depend on dealing money.

E. Getting Caught. Every dealer has been through it. Never ever have I been caught riding around with weed, smoking, or acting a fool. I've been caught up one time in my life, like every other dealer has, and that was because I was with a buddy, heading to a party and got involved in a car accident. I had a little over 2 ounces I was selling to a guy, and this stuff was dank. Reefed up the whole car, and so I grabbed the bag and ran to my friends note we were only about a mile away. I told them I was going to get my parents. Needless to say cops caught up to me, and checked the bag. I did some time. Got probation. Now Im free again.

F. Transporting. I think I've mentioned this in an earlier post, I try not to stick out in traffic when I have to transport. This is the key. I won't do 3 mph over because if a cop thinks your doing something, they thats a reason to pull you over, I usually set cruise at dead on or 1 mph over. Before a trip I buckle up, (another reason for them not to pull me over), also check all my lights and turning signals. Car appearance is where allot and I mean allot of guys mess up. Some of these low end dealers I've seen around town with a caddy with 2% tint or 5% limo tint. I mean come on? Thats just calling the cops to pull you over. So keep the tint legal.

 

your just to high key i wouldnt tell strangers how much i make each week. i sell to and ill post pics on here of weed and shit, but you never want to bring to much attention to yourself

 

Not to jump down your throat, but please bro, dont come down telling me that I'm in the wrong. High key? Pay? I dont care if you guys know how much I make. Its none of your business, but if I do tell you? It really doesnt bother me. I know a local guy who sells coke, and I know eactly how much he makes week in week out, how much he pushes. We talk about stuff like that, and learn what we do better. Learning is the key. You may say I'm high key, but once you get to know me I'm not "high key." Im not worried about someone tracking me down. If a cop wants to track me down, and do a search with a warrant thats fine, but he's not going to find anything on me so it really doesnt bother me?

 

just speaking in business terms, I'm an accountant by education, be very VERY careful. For goodness sakes, don't ever take a dime of your side income to the bank. Big brother has a nifty little thing called a CTR that is nothing more than a Currency Transaction Report that gets sent directly to Homeland Security, IRS, etc. The sad part is that while there are certain restrictions (10k) that mandate CTR's being produced, they can be produced by some sap sitting at a desk trying to get a promotion by busting somebody out. I've seen it more in the past year than I care to admit. I'm sure you're way smarter than those fools, but I find a good accountant and get yourself set up the safe way.