The English are feeling the pinch in relation to terrorist threats that have rasied their security leval from " Miffed " to "Peeved". Soon though security levels may be raised yet again to " Irritated" or " A Bit Cross". Londoners havent been " A Bit Cross " since the blitz in 1940 when the tea supplies all but ran out . Terrorists have been re - categorized from " Tiresome " to " A Bloody Nuisance". The last time " A Bloody Nuisance " warning leval was used it was during the great fire in 1666. The French Goverment announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to " Hide". the only two higher levels in France are " Surrender" and " Collaborate" . the rise was precipitaed by the recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory , effectivly paralyzing the countrys military capability . Italy is on a heightened level of alert. Its has increased its alert level from " Shout Loudly and Excitedly " to Elaborate Military Posturing" . Two higher levels remain " Ineffective Combat Operations" and " Change Sides ". The Germans also increased their alert state from " Disdainful Arrogance" to " Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs " . Two higher levels remain " Invade a Neighbour" and " Lose". Belgians on the other hand are all on holiday as usual and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. Lastly the Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy . These beautifuly designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish Navy can get a good look at the Old Spanish Navy .
bit of fun thought that was funny as my sis just sent me an e-mail with it. i'd never seen it before so figured i'd share it.
love it.. wry and slightly twisted... might have to pass it on in the emails methinks.. ahhh [sihn].. yet more bandwith wasted... but thats what BB is all about.. lmao
Lol, Terry Wogan read that out one morning a few months back, The French and Italian bits are good Ill have to email it on! Thanks for posting
In the next few years, security will become evasive and nobody will be able to live off the grid even if they wanted to. Everyone's dna, eyes and fingerprint will be filed on a central european computer. These terrorists have become more of a nuisance, but I dare say we shouldn't ignore the threat.
good lord, if anyone does that i think i'll go on a hunt that'll make the search for saddam hussein look desultory.
