borderline gay things men do everyday...

*disclaimer*
this is not gay bashing...purely observation...

anyways,
as i was handling some meat at work today i started thinking about things straight men do everyday that are borderline homosexual acts...here is my list...

7) Watching pornographic films in a group consuming alcoholic beverages...

this is the least offensive...everyone has done it...

6) Shaming

this one is pretty bad...nothing like waking up from a night of partying at a friends house to find a penis drawn on your forhead or a carrot up your ass...

5) Towel Snapping

this one is pretty bad...nothing like a group of grown naked men snapping eash others asses with wet towels...

4) Showering in a locker room

this one is pretty bad again...its pretty self explanitory...group of man showering together...discussing politics...

3) Threesomes

i dont know about you but, the idea of taking on a woman with another guy is actually disturbing too me...plus the risk of accidental dick touching...its not a cock high five people is just pretty...gay...

2) Ass Slapping Postgame...

i dont know about you, but having coach slap your ass as an compliment about your sporting skills constitutes homoerotic tendancies...i.e...dont let your kids near this guy

1) Ookie Gookie Cookie...

college is a time of self discovery and experimentation...having said that, it is not a time for jerking off on a cookie and who ever cums last eats it...this is not a healthy college activity...i deem this one extremely gay...

thats all i can think of for now...feel free to add to the list of you so choose...

 

You need to get away from the frat scene.

 

I rest my case.

 

LMAO @ the replies

 

Dude, I don't know what College you went to but......but......thats just wrong. Especially when you take pride in sexual stamina

 

i had no idea...

 

You sure this isn't just a Skull & Bones initiation ritual?

 

ookie gookie cookie!? I have never heard of this. This must be some made up game of you and your buddies. Thats disturbing to think about

 

who the fuck uses a wet towel - fucking pussies

i'll cut you with a dry towel, a nice fucking gash across your face

*snap* oh shit, you're bleeding, my bad.....not! ahahaha

 

Borderline gay things men do everyday? Everyday!?! Who engagaes in threesomes, shaming, group porno-watching, and this "ookie gookie cookie" thing on a daily basis?

If you're doing that on a daily basis, I think we can consider you beyond "borderline" gay.

Ahahaha.

 

first off,

your sense of humor is so...junior high...second...its a statistical thing...kind of like every 30 seconds someone kills themself...

 

Men in large groups engage in adolescent behavior and homosexual teasing as an outlet for aggression



Hotwater

 

Ouch, someone just put me in my place--I feel so ashamed... like I just ate an ookie gookie cookie.

 

im sure you did...

 

i suppose it's a way of disseminating power amongst the bonded group.

 

Absolutely



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it aint gay underway.....

 

I saw this beastly-looking biker guy the other day pull a valley-girl "oh.. my... gawd..." the other day. Very funny. A bit gay-esque.

 

I go to Jujutsu 5 days a week. Getting all sweaty with a bunch of guys trying to mount each other is perfectly manly in my opinion.

 

i don't care who you are, that's really sexy.