Ahhh!!... Hurricane Ivan Is Gonna Get Me

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by treclewis, Sep 10, 2004.

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  1. treclewis

    treclewis Member

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    Seriously, this will be the THIRD fucking hurricane in the past 3 weeks...

    i am scared...


    and horny!!!


    any advice!??!
     
    treclewis, Sep 10, 2004
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  3. whispers

    whispers sweet and sour

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    ........get some guy screw like crazy before the end nears.
     
    whispers, Sep 10, 2004
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  5. treclewis

    treclewis Member

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    YEssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss


    mmmmm screw
     
    treclewis, Sep 10, 2004
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  7. Unkle_John

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    I heard Ivan is a catagory 5... better use protection on this big boy, DAH!
     
    Unkle_John, Sep 10, 2004
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  9. cherryiceangel

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    I hated hurricanes, it's so sad to see that much destruction...I hope all goes well for you!:)
     
    cherryiceangel, Sep 10, 2004
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  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    you should definitely have sex with a total stranger.
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 10, 2004
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  13. cherryiceangel

    cherryiceangel Member

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    My electricity went out for about 5 seconds...do I get to have sex with a total stranger?
     
    cherryiceangel, Sep 10, 2004
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  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    yup, its your right as a patriotic american.
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 10, 2004
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  17. cherryiceangel

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    Great, I always get horny after almost having a heart attack....
     
    cherryiceangel, Sep 10, 2004
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  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    whenever you feel it.

    you dont have to act upon it, but you are allowed.
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 10, 2004
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  21. cherryiceangel

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    Great I will get dressed and start searching as soon as my ass stops hurting...
     
    cherryiceangel, Sep 10, 2004
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  23. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    ass hurt? maybe youve had enough for one evening already?
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 10, 2004
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  25. cherryiceangel

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    It'll be okay...I just fell off my chair when the electricity went out...I was a typin' away on the computer and she went off along with all the other lights...and its was lightning outside....I thought I was electricuted....lol

    Blonde moment #885469
     
    cherryiceangel, Sep 10, 2004
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  27. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    its good that you log them, can be used for troubleshooting later.
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 10, 2004
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  29. cherryiceangel

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    lol yep...that's why I was counting them. I swear.
     
    cherryiceangel, Sep 10, 2004
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  31. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    I lost my logbook so my blond moments before 1993 are gone forever....sigh....
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 10, 2004
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  33. cherryiceangel

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    You wanna borrow some of mine...I have lots to spare.
     
    cherryiceangel, Sep 10, 2004
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  35. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    as long as I dont have to sleep with any dirty old men....
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 10, 2004
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  37. cherryiceangel

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    um okay...I will let you have some for free then.

    How about the time YOU were late for YOUR standardized test in 10th grade...
    See you had slept in once again and you arrived after the bell so you ran to your locker to put your backpack in it. Then you quickly grabbed a pencil out of your bag and ran for the cafeteria, only to sit down at your assigned seat between 2 icky boys that you didn't like and realize you grabbed a tampon instead of a pencil....The principal then refused to let you borrow a school pencil until you traded him something of yours. Being annoyed you say loudly "here take my stupid tampon and let me have the pencil."

    Does that one work?
     
    cherryiceangel, Sep 10, 2004
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  39. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    gosh I was so ebarresed that day.
     
    crummyrummy, Sep 10, 2004
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