masturbating

lol when i treat my bird i think someone il spying with like a secret camera or something. im a really paranoid person and it kinda sucks.

 

i think you are just secretly hoping someone is watching

 

Feel free to explore the depths of human self-gratification, and if someone is watching it’s only because they wish to share in the experience


Hotwater

 

Yes, I recently had some girls from my school climb up my balcony at 1 am and start tapping on my window to get me to hang out with them or something. Ever since then, i'm paranoid that they will catch me jerking it. >.<

 

^ hahaahahahahahahahaha dude i totally feel it for ya- id be like that too hahaha



no i dont want someone to be watching but i keep thinking someone is, masturbating isnt wrong right? i just think they might like record it and keep it- and when im rich, black mail me into paying 50 mill or it goes out into youtube or something

 

damn, howd u find out?????????????

 

I swear, I think they're trying to do that now. I dont have curtains or anything and I always think the animals in my yard are them. Plus I looked out the window once and I saw two eyes, but it turned out to be an owl. My spot has moved to the bedroom with curtains now.

 

record yourself and put it on the internet and then they'll have no reason to do it. or beat it in the bathroom where there should be no windows anyway

 

no way man, theres a huge sliding glass door in the bathroom. the only curtains we have for it are like... idk shower curtains. It's ok I found a nice spot.

if I put it online I would be arrested for child pornography and I would have to testify myself... ='( my life is so hard...

 

hahahahahahaha aww poor kids. lmfao

 

You think someone is spying on you but when I was a living at home my Dad would try to sneak in and catch me !

 

^ lmao that would like give me permanent brain damage. being caught masturbating is one of the most psychologically degrading things you can do to someone, if i was caught id probably want to live in my wardrobe for 10years

 

my mom walked in on me smacking it when i was 13 O_O. it was horrible. i actually thought of suicide right after she screamed and walked out.

 

I can imagine a crazy guy, sitting on the terlet. Masturbating, going "gaaah, there watching me!"

 

what tha fuck.

 

^ HAHAHAHAHA pretty hippy how r u and where the hell have you been?

 

I'm in Dorms....

 

when i lived in the dorm, i was lucky enough to have roommate who spent about 4 hours a day in our room, and i knew which 4 those were. when i was desperate though, and also for my floormates with less convenient roomies, the shower was the place to go (which also reinforced the whole "wear sandals in the shower" rule)

 

You almost sound as If you'd enjoy it


Hotwater

 

it IS possible to be very quiet and movement under the covers to not be obvious.

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