I puked in a girls mouth. I couldn't help it, she looked so fine but when the kissing started she had a horrible taste in her mouth. Puked on her face and tits as well.
Wow.. harsh.. well. How are things between you and her now. The only thing I can think to do is tell her why you did it I.E "Listen I'm very sorry, but you had some raunchy breath) Don't come off saying it like it's some excuse tho. That just makes ya look bad Sorry the advice sucks ass, very tired. Good luck
O.O....lmao!! ...that's so....so...deliberatly disgusting!! Man, that must suck...did she slap you in the face so hard that it knocked out your teeth? I accidently did that to someone....>.> anyways...I agree with tristen up there
........looks like you need a little more control. next time offer a mint, then maybe you could have been bragging about getting some pussy.
Nah, I'm fine. She on the other hand is seing a therapist. No regrets at all, the important thing is to find quality, not quantity.
Maybe her breath was so bad cause she just got done blowing the group of black guys down the street 10 minutes before you made out with her. I dunno, just a thought.
hahah yeah right, please if you puked on someone, I am pretty sure you'd be in the hospital for getting your ass kicked... and the whole she's in thereopy..yeah, right, you'd have a busted nut sack if you puked on me...please, not that tramatic for thereopy... I'd get a refund on this story....
Man, I gotta use that in a bar sometime, drink a dozen shots of tequila and a few beers, spin in some circles with my eyes closed, and then walk up to the hottest girl in the place, and <VOMIT> everywhere. Then I could be like, oh, I am sorry, if you will follow me back to my apartment and take your clothes off I will wash them for you...
