New idea for a porno

I had an idea for a porno about the war. The characters would have names like Sodomy Poopstain, and Ohmamma Bone-layme, I'm thinking the title could be "Gulf Whores", Anyone else think it would rock ass???

 

Would "IED" stand for "improvised erotic dildo" instead of "improvised explosive device"?

...and terrorists would just be hardcore sado-masochists.

 

sounds cheesey enough...so i'd say it would do good...get some hot ladies, some big dicked dude, a few fluffers and you're all set

 

i only like amateur porn

 

this could be amateur porn...

 

Oh yeah and president Bush would be female and named Gorge Bush instead, Her vice would be Dick Sprayme, and Secretary of defense would be Donald Cumswell. We invade Iraq because Sodomy Poopstain keeps having a shit-ton of anal sex and we think it's wrong (but secretly want his anal whores for ourselves) And because someone blew up the Get Laid Center towers in New York so we go after Ohmamma Bone-Layme next! I believe it's a stroke of brilliance! Mocking our governement and it's petty land & oil grabbing while Having lots of hardcore sex! It's a sexual revolution!!!!!!

 

this reminds me of the star wars porn i wanted to make back in '99...
princess lay-ya, obi wan canblowme, emperor pumpateen, grand muff tarkin, luke cockknocker...etc...hand solo...

 

a porno doesn't rock ass because of the backstory, it's because of the porn. thus i can't decide whether or not it would rock ass based on your information. i would need to know who was starring in it, and probably see a sample of the action in order to give you an accurate assessment

 

I think thats too complex for porno, Stick to a cock in a pizza box

 

IMO, the cheesey back story makes the porn - the actual sex can be alright - to good...not great, but still good, and the back story will make it oh so much better.

now hot fucking scenes that blow your mind are great sure, but alone, they do nothing...for me...but add a cheesey backstory and you got yourself an award winning porn

 

um.... sure.....

 

I'm happy to say that never, in my entire life, have I been this bored.

 

Hey there was a porno based sorta on Star Wars, had Princess LayMe and others. It was a cartoon.

I thought 2 big chested lesbians together and call it The Grand Tit-Ons! Not sure of the story line but Im sure I would watch it, lol

 

As long as it was shown in 3D Imax, I'd go see it.