strangest insults launched at you

:stunned: that's awesome!

 

I once was called a "dirty mexican slut" over the phone, when i was telemarketing at 18. i never thought that i sound mexican! and im white as a ghost!!! my nickname at the railroad i used to work at was Casper! when the man called me that, i laughed, and never forgot it. also going backwards into jr high, a kid turned around in school and asked me if i was an albino. I have Blue eyes! i get it, im pale! sheeesh!

Really mexican right??? and casper cus they couldnt hear what i was saying like i was a ghost, and my god did that catch on at the rail road!

 

OHHHHHH yeah!!!!!! one girl SERIOUSLY asked me if i was a vampire, she was NOT kidding. Thats fucked up! I later found out that her and her wierd ass friends would have blood bread. thats messed up.

 

ew.

it wasn't an insult, but a few of the guys in high school thought i was part asian.

 

my dad was pissed and yelled: ''SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME'' on his cellphone.

 

A cab driver once told me that I looked like Victoria Newman from the Young & the Restless....I found that insulting.

 

I heard the father yell at his daughter, a friend of mine, 'watch your goddamn mouth.'

I wonder who she picked up her foul mouth from?

.

 

haha Ive been told I sound like I'm from california but didnt take it as an insult. Ive also been told I sound like a stoner but didnt take it that way either. I cant think of anything else right now

 

Some guy I went to highschool with called me a 'frigid slut' and wondered why I laughed at him.

 

i'm - in the words of a young teenager - "not the brightest crayon in the box"

 

Ah, one time I was around the block from my house, with my friend. We were sitting by the curb, I was smoking a cigarette. About five or so seven year olds were riding their bicycles along the street and stopped in front of us. One of them had one of those Barbie cars. Anywho, the girl in the Barbie car started the conversation. She said, "You know, smoking's bad for you. It'll turn your hands into polka dots and you'll kill your friends." Then, another one said to my friend (Who's a girl, mind you), "Haha, you look like a girl! You two look like sisters!"

That's about it.

There was this one time, my dad came up to me and yelled, "There's no meat in this house! All I've been eating all week is fucking clementines!"

Ah, not really an insult, just made my sisters and I laugh.

 

In a recent telephone argument with my Mum about my travelling lifestyle and my inability to settle down she said...

"You are a waster, a fucking born and bred gypsy!"

I'm still not sure if this was an insult or some sort of confession on her part. I need to check my birth cert.

 

Iv been called this by numerous people. Some people at school called me this, some people shouted out their cars at me. But the name : Frodo baggins seems to relate to me somehow. I guess it was supose to affend me but it never did. Hes a good lookin guy I think, so I always took it as a compliment. haha

 

hahaha

 

i have been called a bitch eye lolol don't know what it means but it made me laugh at person calling me that

 

A few weeks back someone shouted at me in the street "Oi! You fkin student!"

I never went to university and even if I did how is student an insult? I don't look typically studenty (at least I don't think I do)

I walked on, bemused by society as usual...

 

lol....

I'm currently trying to finish my kitchen renovations, and dealing with DirectBuy, which is proving to be exceptionally difficult. They've made a few obvious and significant mistakes that they are reluctant to replace or correct. So, long story short, yesterday I was talking to the owner of this particular location (it's his wife who's the "kitchen expert" - term used rather loosely) and he said that I was an "immature customer who glorifies in a business's mistakes" (his exact wording) - which was trying to be insulting, I'm sure, but it was so hilarious that I laughed.

 

i highly doubt it's true, but it does make sense as an insult, really.

 

Someone in Montreal said to me ,with a frown on their face"you look English".WTF?

 

do you have bad teeth?