urine test help

my ski team has started giving random drug tests, so does anyone know aquick way to get rid of the thc? im only 13, so i couldnt buy anything, and i already know to sweat and drink aton of water, but is there something quicker?

 

Your fucked. Hahaha, try green tea, and cranberry juice.

 

dude you're fucking 13? uhh


drink loooots of water and drink cranberry juice too, but idk if the cranberry juice actually does shit or not

and i hope you have a tredmill cuz you might have to work alot alot to get it out of your system

 

Although I don't agree with 13 year old smoking pot (mostly because they act like fucking retards who can't control themselves) but I'll give you some advice. Get a bottle of a friends piss. Keep it with your stuff, and you're done. Be sure the run the actual bottle under hot water before you come out of the bathroom. A cold contariner of piss means an auto re-test.... unless its a take home test, and you'll be good.

 

Dude Joe they started giving out drug tests!!!! FUCK

 

Oh noes drug tests!

Stop smoking to solve the problem.

 

i know zeb, i tried to tell you. and i can control my high very well, most 13 year olds ive smoked with can

 

i know zeb, i tried to tell you. and i can control my high very well, most 13 year olds ive smoked with can.

 

There is some info at this forum to pass a drug test.

 

most 13 year olds dontk now how to act and have squeeky voices i guess thats a trip but still its a high killer

 

Jesus wtf did you make 3 accounts?

 

no, wy would you say that?

 

I piss every 2 weeks for my probation and here is the way to pass a piss test.

1. About 2-3 hours before your test piss 2 or 3 times to get EVERY DROP out of your bladder (you don't want to mix the fresh water with the toxins in the piss already in your body).
2. About an hour or less before your test drink a GALLON of water, no fucking around on this part, the whole gallon in a half hour or so (Make sure you don't puke from all the water).
3. By the time it takes the gallon of water to soak up enough toxins in your body it will be 2 or 3 hours later.
4. Your get to stay on the ski team.

Works every time, I promise........

 

I do not mind 13 year olds smoking pot, as long as they're not fucking idiots like the ones described. I've seen some pretty chill kids as young as 12 smoking. Anyways, I have found a few ways to pass a urine test:

1. Stop smoking for 30-90 days depending on if you're a stoner or a perso who only smokes sometimes.

2. Use synthetic urine or a friend's urine.

3. Dont eat hardly any fatty foods, eat loads of pickles and drink the pickel juices, drink lots of water, drink cranberry juice and green tea. This is a really gross method, but you can clear yur system out fast, depending on the ammount of pickels and pickel juices you ingest.

Good luck!