***The Emperor Has Arrived!***

So long as the basic laws are not broken.

Do what you want, but Fuck with someone else's rights and you will be destroyed.

 

Behold! I bring to my good subjects links to the free porn that they are entitled to! (18 and up only please. Seriously, if you click this link you take full responsibility for clicking the link, and the Emperor is absolved from all blame for your action of clicking the link.)

http://al4a.com/

 

thatll get ya banned.

 

Easy come, easy go.

 

I am the Emperor of the Internet.

I cannot be banned!

 

.................thats not a porn link ........its an anti masterbation ad.....sick

 

In order to be an emporer you have to rule more than one domain. You have to have like... the internet and telecommunications... Otherwise your just a king... and an ignit one at that... most were, dont feel bad

 

I rule over all the varied Domain Names of the Internet.

I am the rightful Emperor of the Internet.

 

left full I am sure

 

I am full of Imperial wisdom, as always.

Go ahead, ask me a question.

 

Was Freud a scientist or a salesman?

 

Freud is many things to many people.

I prefer to think of him as the Incan God of Cocaine.

 

So what does that make Len Bias?

 

Dead Basket ball star
dudu-dudaaaa
Mike hammer in the slammer
dudu-dudaaaa
every where you look,
its drugs!!!!!!

 

A sad, sad little man who can no longer play with his balls like he used to.

 

I said Len Bias, not Tom Green.

 

Bob Dole has full control of his balls, it's the penis he has trouble with.

 

.............I thought you were an emperor not 8 ball oricle

 

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